The Twelve Days of Christmas

(Imagine singing it to the tune of the song
when you have come to the twelfth day)

On the twelfth day of Christmas my husband gave to me:

twelve plates  a' piling. .  .

eleven notions riling. . .

ten new things for cleaning. . . 

nine remarks, no meaning. . . 

eight shirts for drying. . .

seven eggs for frying. . . 

six socks with no mates. . .

FIVE    CANCELLED      DATES

four less holidays. . .

three migraines. . .

two kids arguing. . . 

and a bathtub with a black ring!


By Andrea Dietrich  For PD's 12 Days of X-Mass Poetry Contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Guzzi Avatar
January 8, 2013 at 6:53 AM
awww no nice gifts! Congrad's on your win. Light & Love
Docherty Avatar
January 4, 2013 at 2:19 PM
Smiles all round Andrea - well done a deserved win! Happy 2013!
A  Avatar
January 2, 2013 at 3:12 PM
now you have the real song stuck in my head LMFAO good going *LUV~SKAT
Babcock Avatar
December 29, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Had me smiling with this cute poem. Yes, hubby can have you going in circles cleaning after them. Mine is a very untidy man and of course I am the opposite. love phyl
Dietrich Avatar
December 29, 2012 at 10:47 AM
well, I am not much tidier than he is. hahaha
M V Avatar
December 29, 2012 at 6:40 AM
Congratulations on your great win!Wish you a happy new year,Andrea!
Roberts Avatar
December 27, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Many congratulations. Andrea ....Seren
Gasun Avatar
December 26, 2012 at 9:33 PM
This is really great and fun! ;) I love it! I think, I'm not alone enjoying Christmas with those household chores. lol. Great write indeed! MY BIGGEST CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SUPER WIN! love always, Leonora
May Avatar
December 26, 2012 at 4:44 PM
congrats on your win Andrea....
Arowolo Avatar
December 26, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Wonderful and interesting piece,Andrea...Lovely write..Congrats on your superb win.....
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
December 26, 2012 at 6:56 AM
Congratulations Andy a super win once more love xx
A   Avatar
December 25, 2012 at 8:46 PM
Andrea, ;-) Congratulations with your little Christmas win... have a nice one... always~ PD
Goodwin Avatar
December 22, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Amusing! Got a chuckle reading this. Wish you a merry christmas and thanks for all the comments. -- Sean
Duncan Avatar
December 20, 2012 at 1:43 AM
Love it ;} you have a great day xoxo
Cavanaugh Avatar
December 19, 2012 at 10:07 PM
Yikes! Put all those gifts in the Dog house with hubby until he can come up with something better to give you. What a fun poem. Thanks for the chuckle tonight. Good luck in the contest.
Carrillo Avatar
December 19, 2012 at 8:51 PM
OH MY GOD; I hope that you found something to do with all those things. Good luck in the Contest. Lucilla
Fraser Avatar
December 19, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Ha, you got a chuckle outta me Andrea, im picturing you and mr clean, celebrating the season, have a great holiday, blessings,Carl
Austin Avatar
December 19, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Ah yes, a woman's work. I hope your husband survived the revenge you must have plotted. Have a cool Yule. Love, daver
May Avatar
December 19, 2012 at 3:18 PM
wonderful write Andrea...best wishes
Bauer Avatar
December 19, 2012 at 2:21 PM
love it, especially the "five golden rings" line! you're a clever one all right!
La France Avatar
December 19, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Andrea, a fun and delightful poem, I really like it and best of luck in the contest. Constance
Maverick Avatar
December 19, 2012 at 1:39 PM
Well Andrea; I have to hand it to you Regarding this hectic write.." 'specially The Black ring it the tub; sounds all very Cloak & dagger secret society.. .L O L))
Eastman Avatar
December 19, 2012 at 1:12 PM
Loved it... Sounds like my house! LOL... Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Hunter Avatar
December 19, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Haha...the possibilities are endless...I'm gonna write one! My fav line is nine remarks, no meaning...ha
Horsman Avatar
December 19, 2012 at 10:14 AM
hey this is very good Andrea, love the nine remarks no meaning..
Johnson Avatar
December 19, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Maybe Razzmatazz can mediate the situation. :) I had a black cat cross my path the other day, actually, I think my luck is changing because it stopped and turned back instead of crossing. :) I wrote in a piece one time about taking the black cat in out of the cold and giving it a home. I'm sure Raz will come to be as dear as Callie. Warm Wishes to you and your hubby.
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