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The Trumpster

There was a President named Trump
  Whose ratings were given a bump
When the Dems had a pathological desire 
           To get the Man fired
   And turn the place into a dump.




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Richard Lamoureux

Date: 8/9/2019 6:44:00 PM

I’m personally am not a fan but I still enjoyed your poem and perspective.

David Mchattie
Date: 8/10/2019 4:20:00 PM

I'm a Canadian so I don't have a horse in this race but when I look at what the dems have done to the cities they control... how can you think of giving them more power? And the V.A. hospitals... what a disaster that has been for fifty years. If the government can't run the V.A. properly... why would you entrust them with healthcare? Have a great day.

Becca Teagan

Date: 7/19/2019 12:17:00 AM

Wow, I like this! A lot! :) Nice to meet you! :)

Glenda Smith

Date: 6/5/2019 7:55:00 AM

Hi David, This is a return review. First, I voted for Jill Stein because the list of candidates was so lacking. However, I actually started liking Trump for his instantaneous and adamant position in defense of the USA and my main loyalty is to the land I love, not a party. So, I left the Demoncrats and never looked back. Your verse is challenging. Brilliant!

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/30/2019 11:45:00 PM

G'day David … politics the world over needs a real big shake up. The answer? I have no idea - thanks David - Lindsay

Janice Canerdy

Date: 5/27/2019 11:59:00 PM

Clever, David. The third line's a LOT longer that the fourth! :-) Janice

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 5/24/2019 10:05:00 AM

Never a truer word spoken in this case, written! I will go with Andrea's and Jeff's comment, I however, don't need to be downwind, I'm in another continent! Hugs, Jennifer. P.S Follow your cartoons whenever possible, you are gifted!

Panagiota Romios

Date: 5/23/2019 2:10:00 PM

Fantastic limerick,my friend. Panagiota

Nette Onclaud

Date: 5/23/2019 12:00:00 PM

well, he's being dumped now, david, lol... witty lim!..huggs

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/22/2019 4:58:00 PM

i prefer Jeff's ending that Trump took a dump, but good job, David!

Jeff Connelly

Date: 5/21/2019 11:56:00 PM

I do my utmost to avoid the void of news. But actually David I thought you were going to write that then he took a dump jajaja I'm slightly downwind from D.C. depending if the nonexistent climate change changes wind direction.