The Sailors' Mermaid

The Sailors' Mermaid

There once was a manatee named Mary.
She, a mammal was not very hairy.
One day while at sea.
She said this shouldn't be!
So, she bought a blond wig from Sea-Fairy.

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

Poetic Form Limerick
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Pickett Avatar
March 3, 2010 at 9:29 AM
Congrats on your win my friend... Keep em comin'.....:JP]
Brown Avatar
March 2, 2010 at 10:49 AM
Congratulations on your win in Carolyn's contest Dane Ann. Love, Carol
Dietrich Avatar
March 1, 2010 at 10:25 PM
Hey if I didn't say it, Congratulations!
Haick Avatar
March 1, 2010 at 8:56 PM
My congratulations goes to you Dane Ann!! This is a delightful to read! Peace, Audrey
Johnson Avatar
March 1, 2010 at 10:59 AM
Thanks for your comments. Good one here. congratulations on this winner. Love, Joyce
Omaidin Avatar
March 1, 2010 at 6:25 AM
Congratulations on being among winning Limericks Déirdre
Culverhouse Avatar
March 1, 2010 at 5:50 AM
congrats on the win!!
Fraser Avatar
March 1, 2010 at 3:40 AM
He he kool Limerick Dane Ann, i am delighted for you being placed in Carolyn's fine contest >> James
Dietrich Avatar
February 28, 2010 at 11:41 PM
I came here to see what YOU wrote. It is darling, Dane Ann. I was so surprised. It's been a really lucky week for me. Maybe my moon was aligned just right or something. So many other funny limericks. I know a few that made me laugh right out loud! Luv, Andrea
Keogh Jr. Avatar
February 28, 2010 at 9:33 PM
I like this last line. Cute, yet witty. Good job on this, Miss Dane, and kudos to you. Regards, Gerard.
Scripca Avatar
February 28, 2010 at 7:56 PM
Wow! Congratulations on your win in Carolyn's contest. Sea you!!! Love, Iolanda
Freeman Avatar
February 28, 2010 at 6:59 PM
Congratulations on your place, Dane. Agape, Moses
Guzzi Avatar
February 28, 2010 at 6:51 PM
grin so tastefully done!!! ;) and a WINNER!!! Light & Love
Sweetheart Avatar
February 28, 2010 at 6:34 PM
Congrats Dane Ann on your winning poem in the Limerick contest.. very funny and amusing .. a wonderful win to enjoy..luv.. Linda-Marie..
Devonshire Avatar
February 28, 2010 at 6:14 PM
You know I love manatees, Dane Ann! Congratulations on your success in my contest. Love, Carolyn
Chircop Avatar
February 26, 2010 at 11:22 PM
Dane you are so cute....annd thie mermid Mary,is very cool indeed..Charma
Culverhouse Avatar
February 26, 2010 at 6:59 PM
good luck in the contest!!
Foster Avatar
February 26, 2010 at 6:02 PM
You can't have a mermaid without long blond hair. Dugongs in disguise. A comical spectacle...good one Dane Ann....Margaret
Gorelick Avatar
February 26, 2010 at 5:47 PM
Love it...The wig part is hilarious. BG
Kendrick Avatar
February 26, 2010 at 5:36 PM
Great limerick that should be in the winner's circle if in the contest. Good luck. Keep the creative pen flowing. Sara
A  Avatar
February 26, 2010 at 4:41 PM
Enjoyed reading very cute . loved it
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