The Runaway Fart
I accidentally let one loose
in the middle of the isle
as I bent to tie my shoes
an odorous defile !
Didn't mean to toot and run
but when I heard her cough
I tried to hide my guilty bum
before she cried and scoffed
"I think your brie is spoiled"
she said, as she recoiled
"I didn't mean to set it free,
it just ran away from me"
I accidentally lost my fart
at the local Wallymart
I know it wasn't very smart
when I left it near her cart...
July 11, 2018
Copyright © Mystic Rose Rose | Year Posted 2018
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