The Reckoning

There are those who must think, While others believe, And a few who politely suppose. You’ll hear buts and ya sees, Even excuse me, please, And folks who shout everyone knows. But I reckon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just reckon. Woo, woo, woo. I don’t figure. I don’t guess. I don’t bet. At least not yet. Although, it’s conceivable, If guilty of a momentary lapse, Or else a monumental Intellectual collapse, I might, on rare occasions, Be reduced to a perhaps, But I reckon not, Jack. ‘cause I reckon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just reckon. Woo, woo, woo. I don’t conjecture. I don’t surmise. I don’t presume. I'm out of room. Too-da-loo.