Oz: the Untold Story-Collaboration

Dorothy and Toto went skipping the Yellow Brick Road(she was tripping). She had just smoked a joint-- getting high was the point-- and now she was bent on some stripping. She thought that old scarecrow looked easy (he'd be a good score easy-peasy). She tripped on her slippers, her gingham went rippers, the scarecrow asked, “Up for a threesy?” Now Dorothy said, “You've got nerve. My dog is off limits, you perv! Plus you see I'm a mess with torn gingham, no less. I don't seem to have the same verve.” She managed to rise from the bricks. Oh great, she thought. Lost in the sticks! And her new ruby pumps had just taken some lumps. I hope Oz does a **** shoe fix. “I've got a head bump from the twister, so keep a good distance there, Mister. My Toto's a killer, he bite off your tiller and all you'll have left is a blister.” Dale Gregory Cozart "They got it wrong", tin man said with a sigh "Ten should be spelled with and e, not an I," "So here's a new plan," "Hook up with Ten man" "On my bucket list you're very high!" Pat Adams Poor tin man’s willy was rusty When aroused he’s feeling quite lusty Dot gives him a greasing His passion’s unceasing Especially as Dot is so busty Jan Allison Feel free to join in. Soup mail me. More stanzas coming later.