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The Poetry Contest
I'll tell you a tale, I'm sure you'll agree It'll interest those who write poetry A poets contest To find one who's best To go down in historic anthology. For the contest a massive hall was found Poets arrived in droves from miles around  Some flew in by plane  By boat others came  With great expectations of being crowned.  The first prize was a case of finest wine Poets revised their work so they'd sound fine Some went weak and freaked Others loudly shrieked All coveting the prize - juice of the vine.  First up was a Scot with the name of McNee He'd supped too much beer 'cos it was cost free Then his beer he spilt Wind blew off his kilt Thus his ‘endowment' the whole world could see. Next came Pam, like a glam model she dressed She breathed deeply and out popped her huge breast With thunderous roar Guys yelled out for more With an eyewink she said 'I am the best'.
28th December 2020

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Date: 1/14/2021 10:23:00 AM
Said in my previous poem you are a great story teller - wonderful poem and all in Limerick form. Great poetry. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 1/14/2021 3:04:00 PM
Thanks so much for that Jennifer. Hugs and blessings to you too ~ Belle
Date: 1/6/2021 10:14:00 AM
Lol! Belle, What a great string of Limericks. I found them to be hilarious from the beginning to the end. And clever as well. Good content and imagery:-) Alexis
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Date: 1/14/2021 3:02:00 PM
Thank you Alexis, so pleased that you enjoyed the read~ Belle :-)
Date: 1/1/2021 6:28:00 AM
Very, very cute Belle! So well done! Have a blessed new year! Linda
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Date: 1/1/2021 2:05:00 PM
Thank you so much Linda. Blessings for the New Year wished for you too. Belle
Date: 12/29/2020 3:22:00 AM
I love this. It's brilliant. God B L E S S you and Happy New Year
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Date: 12/29/2020 12:26:00 PM
Thank you very much Regina. God Bless you too and best wishes for the New Year... Belle
Date: 12/29/2020 2:03:00 AM
Congratulations on your first win in the contest, enjoy the honor, but perhaps Pam should get 5% of the credit! A beautiful, clever poem Belle, so well penned. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 12/29/2020 2:30:00 AM
Thank you Jennifer, perhaps Pam the contestant deserves full credit for showing breast of the best in poetry :-) hugs and blessings to you too, Belle
Date: 12/28/2020 6:41:00 PM
What a contest, Belle! And a well-deserved first prize for Pam. LOL! Season's Splendor, Gershon
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Date: 12/29/2020 12:08:00 AM
If one produces the best one wins the contest. Thank you Gershon :-) Season’s joy ~ Belle
Date: 12/28/2020 2:31:00 PM
Haha this is wonderful. funny and so well written. you are a star love it.Pete.
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Date: 12/29/2020 12:03:00 AM
Thank you Peter you’ve given me a great boost at the start of day, glad you enjoyed the string of Lims... Belle
Date: 12/28/2020 12:34:00 PM
ha ha ha this is a superb string of limericks I love your witty style Belle. Am glad to say i stay fully clothed when writing for soup contests:-) hugs jan xx Into my faves:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 12/28/2020 12:43:00 PM
So do I Jan, if not I’d never be in with a chance. Thank you :-) hugs Belle xx
Date: 12/28/2020 11:33:00 AM
Delightful poem in limerick style. Loved the best on show. ~~
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Date: 12/28/2020 12:18:00 PM
Thank you Victor, the best certainly stole the show ~~ Belle
Date: 12/28/2020 10:24:00 AM
She knew how to pass a test! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 12/28/2020 11:15:00 AM
She certainly knew how to impress. Thank you Rico ~ Belle
Date: 12/28/2020 9:38:00 AM
Well written limericks Belle, you have been busy. Tom
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Date: 12/28/2020 11:14:00 AM
Thank you Tom, it’s a fun way of passing the time away.~ Belle