The Old Man

One day I noticed an old man Walking and humming a song. Stopping I said, "excuse me sir, may I ask, how have you lived so long?" He then turned off his radio, touching his old chin for a bit. He said,"ok I'll tell you friend About my life style this is it." I always have me some whiskey Before bed and x when I get up. Smok- x ing four packs of x cigs a day, I also put x gin in my coffee cup x I can't say I exercise x I'll not walk if x I have a car. I x lay and watch tv x all day and all x night, I hang out at a bar! I was surprised and told him so “That's not how I thought it would be, may I ask how old are you now?” He said, “Oh, I'm thirty three!”