The Offishal Spelling Champ

I did something that most kids consider hard.
I got all straight A’s on my report card.
I hit the books and go to class without fear.
Let me tell you, there is no smarter kid around here.

I know my grammar like anyone should.
I have this friend.  He don’t talk too good.
He did not do nothing at all in school.
Now he has to repeat the year.  That ain’t too cool.

There is one subject that makes my mind tick.
Most people have trouble with it, it’s arithmetic.
Some of my classmates can’t even add and subtract.
I know that six and six are thirteen, that’s a fact.

I am the best student that goes to my school.
Fall, winter, and spring, I am the one to rule.
Take it from me, there is nobody higher.
I beat up another kid because he called me a liar.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 2/17/2012 10:50:00 AM
very amusing! congrats on your win!
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Date: 2/16/2012 9:44:00 PM
congrats Robert on a magnificent win for this masterful composition luv..
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Date: 2/16/2012 3:40:00 PM
Congratulations!
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Date: 2/15/2012 10:14:00 PM
Congrats on your win, Robert. This is one of the cutest entries. The misspelled words are a nice touch! Blessings, Rhonda
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Date: 2/15/2012 4:31:00 PM
Robert, a wonderful write. Congrats on winning 3rd place in Susan's contest.................S.Ronthorpe
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Date: 2/15/2012 1:47:00 PM
This is so cute!! No one better dare call you a liar....I believed every word, Robert! Congratulations on your win!
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Date: 2/15/2012 12:06:00 PM
Your mama must have been so proud. A fun verse Robert. Congratulations. Love, Joyce
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Date: 2/15/2012 11:39:00 AM
Congratulations on your super placement in Susan Burch's "Ridiculous Self Exaggerations" contest Robert. Love, Carol
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Date: 2/15/2012 10:48:00 AM
Vey good and funny too congratulations Robert xx
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Date: 2/15/2012 8:44:00 AM
Haha...enjoyed the fun very much Robert.Congrats on your win.
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Date: 1/19/2011 4:34:00 PM
You had me laughing out loud, Robert!! (And I really was the school spelling champ - went to state finals - couldn't spell murmur.) Now please enlighten us a bit on President Willkie. As for the math, we're in the same boat. Enjoyed! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 1/17/2011 7:30:00 PM
I made the correction to my poem which you suggested. Anyone who can write this badly on purpose must know what they are talking about. preciate it much. Charles
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Date: 1/17/2011 6:42:00 PM
You is way smart....lol..BG
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Date: 1/17/2011 6:40:00 PM
Very unique write Robert and such an enjoyable read my friend.. I am super good at Math and English too.. but History and Geography elude me though I got good marks in school... and spelling bee queen was I so proud to be... amazing piece my friend bringing back many good memories... even the fight scene haha..
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