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The Great Escape!

I once had full hips which were ship shape
and bosoms which rose without duct tape
but now those who see me
pray God no bikini!
Having nightmares of what will escape.

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Carol Sunshine Brown

September 21, 2010 at 5:31 AM

Congratulations Deborah on your win in John Freeman's contest "Giggle Poetry Contest # 2". Love, Carol

Tahera Mannan

September 19, 2010 at 9:09 PM

Many congratulation on your win Deborah.

Robert A. Dufresne

September 19, 2010 at 5:52 PM

hahaha I loved this one and so did my wife! Very very funny Deborah. Caught me right off guard.....still laughing..congrats to you !

Wilma Neels

September 19, 2010 at 2:04 PM

Deborah, congratulations on your win in John's contest with this witty write. Promise to write more about the namaqualand flowers ;) enjoy your day

Debbie Guzzi

September 19, 2010 at 6:49 AM

ahhhhhh yes in N. eastern CT are you coming for a visit?

James Fraser

September 19, 2010 at 6:12 AM

Many congratulations Deborah on your win in John's contest, made me chuckle. Now where did you say the nudist colony is? >> James

Dr.Ram Mehta

September 19, 2010 at 4:45 AM

Congratulations on this well deserved win the contest, Debbie

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

September 18, 2010 at 5:30 PM

Congrats Debbie on your big win in the Giggles Poetry Contest.. a super piece.. enjoy your top spot with this top notch poem..with luv..

Francine Roberts

September 18, 2010 at 5:18 PM

too funny, congrats on your win with this great entry

Ralph Taylor

September 18, 2010 at 1:50 PM

Congrats, Deb. Well deserved win. LOL. Enjoyed. Hugs Ralph

Audrey Haick

September 18, 2010 at 9:39 AM

Hahahaha! Don't know how I missed this, Deb! Congratulations on your Second Place win in John's Limerick Contest! Peace, love, Audrey

John Freeman

September 18, 2010 at 8:53 AM

Congratulations Debbie on your #2 success and thank you for your support in my contest! Enjoyed your humor! Agape, Moses

Carrie Richards

September 18, 2010 at 8:35 AM

Thank God for duct tape!! :) Congrats!!!

Joyce Johnson

September 18, 2010 at 8:13 AM

Self ridicule is the funniest humor. We know this isn't true. congratulations onyour win. Love, Joyce

Wilma Neels

June 12, 2010 at 10:10 AM

Hehe, love the humour in this one, made me smile :) thank you WN

Virginia Mitchell

June 3, 2010 at 12:21 PM

Funny! : )

Joshua Lacey

June 2, 2010 at 4:02 PM

sounds scary enough for me! lol

Gerard Keogh Jr.

May 30, 2010 at 5:58 PM

Nice rhyme scheme, Debbie. This is a good one. You have a unique approach to this form that I like. You should be proud of this one. REgards, Gerard.

Iolanda Scripca

May 30, 2010 at 1:16 AM

He, he, ha!!! Funnnnny, dear Deborah. Let's roll down the street and escape together :) All the best to you, Iolanda

Daniel Cwiak

May 27, 2010 at 11:14 AM

Very nice write and congrats on your win in the contest. Dan C

John Freeman

May 26, 2010 at 5:40 PM

O come on Deb, you're not talking abour that hour glass of yours, Are You? Myself, I use to watch own figure, but now I have it out there where everyone else can see it. Mainly my belly. Smile, Agape, Moses

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

May 26, 2010 at 12:44 PM

Congrats Debbie on your big win in the Bulge contest with this great write.. enjoy another victory .. my Bulge to Beauty faded out in this contest.. luv.. Linda-Marie..

Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

May 26, 2010 at 11:42 AM

This is too funny, Debbie-Do! Good for you and big congratulations on your success in Carolyn's contest... Well deserved. You had me laughing out loud. Big Smiles, Dane Ann