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The Good-For-You Fast Food

Toasted Italian bread. Yum!
I love tuna, but
today - beef and provolone,
mayo, onions, greens. . . .
I open my mouth 
and insert  
Foot!

Written April 27
for Gwendolen Rix' contest:
"Fast Food Epulaeryu"

Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2011

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Robin Davis Date: 3/26/2014 9:02:00 AM Andrea What a clever and humorous write. First you make the reader hungry with the yummy food, then make them choke on it from laughing at the end. LOL Thanks for the sweet and nice comment on my Robin Hood poem. Hugs Login to Reply

Michelle Mac Donald Date: 5/26/2011 3:24:00 AM Love tuna with all the trimmings, but today I'll pass. Lately I've been 'inserting' my 'Foot in my mouth. Best wishes, Andrea!! Mikki Login to Reply

George Aul Date: 5/7/2011 10:26:00 AM Congrats on your win in the contest....George Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 5/7/2011 6:55:00 AM Congratulations Andrea on your win in Gwendolen's contest. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Nette Onclaud Date: 5/7/2011 2:26:00 AM haha, you hungry girl! round of applause for the delish win, andrea! :) huggs! Login to Reply

Samual Ronthorpe Date: 5/6/2011 3:12:00 PM Very nice play on words. Good job. Congrats. Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 5/6/2011 2:33:00 PM Well done, Andrea! Congratulations on your win in Gwendolen's contest. Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 5/6/2011 1:47:00 PM Congrats Andrea on your big win in the fast food contest with this super yummy write luv.. enjoy another big win with luv.. Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 5/6/2011 1:30:00 PM LOL - love this one. Many congrats on your wins, Andrea : ) Login to Reply

Emma Buckeridge Date: 5/6/2011 12:48:00 PM Yum, very nice poem, congrats xx Login to Reply

Kash Poet Date: 5/6/2011 11:54:00 AM Hi Andrea,Congrats on your 2nd place win:)--kash Login to Reply

Gautami Phookan Date: 5/6/2011 11:34:00 AM Congrats Andrea on your super win .Wonderful write...this one will have all the crunch too added to it's yummy taste.Loved the wit at the end..Love, gautami Login to Reply

Gwendolen Song Date: 5/6/2011 8:05:00 AM Hi Andrea- I kept wondering who wrote this after I judged bc of the inserting foot in mouth at the end. Excellent ending for a healthy treat. Congrats on this write. I ran each poem thru the syllable counter and then read them out loud to my com-padre for full effect. This is a great read out loud! BLIND JUDGING DOES WORK. :) Hi five, healthy gal! Gwendolen Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 5/1/2011 6:27:00 AM Thanks for the dish, but not my dish I am from Gandhi's Land, Andrea. I am back from Canada trip. Login to Reply

Phyllis Babcock Date: 4/29/2011 5:43:00 PM Ouch I need to lose weight but that sounds yummy. Will try and get soup mail to you soon. Been busy with the gals and their appointments. ttyl love phyl Login to Reply

Diane Locksley Date: 4/29/2011 3:04:00 PM Andrea I really need to put on some weight and the beef and provolone topped with mayo sound delicious. A calorie overload for some but I could use it. Good luck in the contest. Best to you, Diane Login to Reply

Kabuteng P.Ink K. Date: 4/29/2011 10:24:00 AM Haha that last line is a hoot! See rhymes with foot? heehee love how you ended this, just when I was envisioning this yummy write-- good one sweetie! & thanks for dropping by my poem-- actually that was the write that I lost in the first place, I re-wrote it and I think I got about 80% in? but I missed the contest..still had fun writing that though-- hugs to you :D Login to Reply

Cherie Durbin Date: 4/28/2011 5:47:00 PM Nothing like a good footlong sub, Andrea! I'm not a teacher (exactly), but I am a homeschool mom who looks for a lesson in everything. :) Login to Reply

Wilma Neels Date: 4/28/2011 11:06:00 AM Lol, hilarious with a twist Andrea, I enjoyed this one loads, love Wilma Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 4/28/2011 10:09:00 AM LOL - love it : ) I'm totally stuck on this one - think I'll have to pass Login to Reply

Manouchka Doreus Date: 4/28/2011 7:51:00 AM lol... yay something that won't make me break out Login to Reply

Daver Austin Date: 4/28/2011 7:45:00 AM Yes, the old saying, "A moment on the lips, an eternity on the hips." Glad to know there is good-for-you fast food. It is great to cheat once in a while and drown in grease. Love, daver Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 4/28/2011 5:55:00 AM haha..how cool are u Miss Andrea... with this delightful entry .. can visualize the scene so well with your great words luv..good luck in the contest... Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 4/28/2011 5:49:00 AM Good morning Andrea, ..and good luck in the contest... and yes now I'm hungry.. not cause of your .poem... lol.. I hate tuna... but because of the big burger being advertised on the side.. lol... Enjoyed your poem:-) take care..p.d. Login to Reply

Nette Onclaud Date: 4/28/2011 2:38:00 AM giggles, heartie!! i like the last two lines while imagining you gobble the carbo and protein treat! wining material and congrats in my contest.. whooo, baptism of fire, haaha..:) huggs, nette Login to Reply

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