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The Drunken Bummmm

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Date: 6/16/2012 9:08:00 PM
congrats Elliott on a fantastic win with a wonderful title luv.. thankxx for all your terrific comments.. really enjoy your words luv..
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Date: 6/15/2012 1:15:00 PM
Awesome and wonderful piece,Elliot.You done it again with your unique write-the drunken style...You must be a Karate guy or kung fu fighter...Hahahaha!...Congratulations on your win,Pal
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Date: 6/15/2012 11:46:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s's "Outstanding Title" contest Elliott. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/15/2012 12:24:00 AM
Big congrats on your win Elliott
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Date: 6/14/2012 6:43:00 PM
Congrats, Elliott. Great job. Nice going. Ralph
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Elliott Bowe The Drunken Poet
Date: 6/15/2012 12:02:00 AM
THANK YOU!!!
Date: 6/14/2012 5:37:00 PM
ELLIOTT , a wonderful congratulations with your outstanding direct poem, attached with a strong title. Can't wait for you join another one of MY contest. Take care! :-) PD
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Elliott Bowe The Drunken Poet
Date: 6/15/2012 12:02:00 AM
THANK YOU!!!
Date: 6/7/2012 10:21:00 PM
This was INCREDIBLE!! I like reading it out loud; makes me feel cool <3
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Elliott Bowe The Drunken Poet
Date: 6/15/2012 12:01:00 AM
THANK YOU!!!
Date: 5/31/2012 12:11:00 AM
Hello this is well written imaginative,,,opened my eyes and mind... thanks karen
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Elliott Bowe The Drunken Poet
Date: 6/15/2012 12:00:00 AM
THANK YOU!!!
Date: 5/30/2012 10:53:00 PM
hey, I LOVE this drunken pen write you did here and how you incorporated some rhyme in with it. VerY fun stuff to read. Thanks again for my win in your contest. It was most interesting!!
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Elliott Bowe The Drunken Poet
Date: 5/30/2012 11:23:00 PM
No problem dear!!!Your always welcomed.Thank you!!!
Date: 5/30/2012 5:32:00 PM
If your wondering,towards the end I spelled KARMA backwards..
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Elliott Bowe The Drunken Poet
Date: 5/31/2012 1:58:00 AM
I will call you asap, but my pone is cut,asap.Their has been a crisis!!!

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