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The Dog Poo Fairy

Here’s a fact SOME dog owners have missed  - 
The dog poo fairy DOESN’T exist
So get out your scoop
And clear up that poop
Or you’ll get a big slap on the wrist!

Inspired by a large poster I saw on a van

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D. C. Jordan

August 16, 2016 at 9:25 PM

Great! :)

Jan Allison

September 6, 2016 at 4:13 PM

Thanks D C Sorry I missed replying earlier:-( hugs Jan xx

Seren Roberts

July 30, 2016 at 7:24 PM

the dog poo fairy is all in the mind, so pick up any poo your dog leaves behind..... i do....Seren

Jan Allison

August 7, 2016 at 7:25 PM

LOL great one Seren:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy

July 30, 2016 at 7:27 AM

A 7 for this great WINNING poem, Jan! Janice

Jan Allison

July 30, 2016 at 3:18 PM

Thanks so much Janice:-) I'm going to submit this in a local poetry contest lol hope they don't find it too offensive lol :-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser

July 29, 2016 at 11:16 AM

That made me nearly pee my pants!

Jan Allison

July 29, 2016 at 3:02 PM

LOL I am glad if my poem made you smile ML:-) hugs jan xx

Bl Devnath

July 27, 2016 at 10:08 AM

Congrats on your beautiful win. Beautifully penned a funny poem my friend. A beautiful 7, bl

Jan Allison

July 29, 2016 at 3:01 PM

Thanks so much Bl:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

July 26, 2016 at 12:31 PM

A great way of reminding dog owners to be more responsible. I saw a man holding a plastic bag with a large dog walking away without picking up his mess. Guess he was just holding the bag so people would think he was being responsible. I was in my car or would have been tempted to remark. Congratulations on your #2 placement Jan. A poem with a great message! 7 ; )

Jan Allison

July 26, 2016 at 12:35 PM

I hate to see dog mess not cleared up , but what I've seen a lot of recently is little bags of poop hanging in trees or on railings - I just don't understand the mentality of someone not attaching it to the lead and finding a bin when they walk the pooch home!:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

July 25, 2016 at 10:11 PM

Congrats on this humorous entry!

Jan Allison

July 26, 2016 at 3:03 AM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Beautiful Scars

July 25, 2016 at 8:04 PM

Jan, lol! Congrats lady :)-luloo

Jan Allison

July 26, 2016 at 3:03 AM

Thanks LuLoo:-) hugs Jan xx

Dineen Williams Gault

July 25, 2016 at 5:41 PM

You would think that some must believe in this type of fairy, lol, this was a great write. Congratulations!

Jan Allison

July 25, 2016 at 5:44 PM

Thanks Dineen it is sad to see they have to do posters to remind people to clear up after their pooch:-( hugs jan xx

Skat A

July 25, 2016 at 5:03 PM

Jan,, Congratulations on your win. **SKAT**

Jan Allison

July 25, 2016 at 5:42 PM

Thanks Skat:-) hugs jan xx

Janis Medders Tobechi

July 25, 2016 at 4:19 PM

Congratulations on your win......

Jan Allison

July 25, 2016 at 4:25 PM

Thanks so much Janis - I have to say I am still smiling from my choka win with you:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Schneiter

July 19, 2016 at 10:16 PM

I take the liberty of dedicating this poem to dog owners everywhere. Suggested wording: When it comes to dog crap/ this limerick is a wrap. Excellent, as usual, Jan.

Jan Allison

July 20, 2016 at 11:12 AM

Thanks Paul ... I may send it to our local commissioners see if they want to use it with their clean up campaign:-) If you read my 'at the footbridge' poem you will see it developed into a collaboration - there are still poems being posted if you wish to join in the fun:-) hugs jan xx

Just James

July 19, 2016 at 6:43 AM

Ooo I love this one!! Thanks for this

Jan Allison

July 20, 2016 at 11:10 AM

Thanks James:-) hugs jan xx

Sharon Gulley

July 18, 2016 at 1:00 PM

The Dog Poo Fairy, Ha, Ha, HA, I can't stop laughing. A great one, girl and the pictures work so well. Sharon

Jan Allison

July 18, 2016 at 1:22 PM

:-) thanks again:-) hugs Jan xx

Sharon Gulley

July 18, 2016 at 12:59 PM

The Dog Poo Fairy, Ha, Ha, HA, I can't stop laughing. A great one, girl. Sharon

Jan Allison

July 18, 2016 at 1:22 PM

They had a local authority van with a huge poster on it with the dog poo fairy ... and I was inspired lol:-) hugs jan xx

Sharon Gulley

July 18, 2016 at 12:58 PM

Ha, Ha, Ha, what a wonderfully funny limerick, Jan. So true but so funny Ha, ha, ha. Have a blessed day. Best comedy limerick I have read in a while. Sharon

Jan Allison

July 18, 2016 at 1:21 PM

Thanks Sharon its humourous but with a serious message too:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

July 17, 2016 at 4:50 PM

Great inspiration my friend for this cute one. A witch has left me a comment. I am on my cell phone and need to figure out how to block on here. Will tell you more later

Jan Allison

July 17, 2016 at 5:27 PM

oh Andrea sorry you are being treated badly:-( hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

July 17, 2016 at 4:41 PM

Well said, Jan; it's time that people stopped playing games, carrying plastic bags which they never make use of!! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison

July 17, 2016 at 5:26 PM

Thanks Paul:-) hugs jan xx

Daver Austin

July 17, 2016 at 10:49 AM

Cat poo too. Cat poo is even more rancid than dog poo, thank yoo. Love this whole mess. daver

Jan Allison

July 17, 2016 at 11:32 AM

LOL Daver - yes I agree cat poo is an issue too and they NEVER seem to foul their own gardens ... DON'T get me started lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud

July 17, 2016 at 9:51 AM

lol, jan.. what is about poop that makes you write about it this well?... smashing!..huggs

Jan Allison

July 17, 2016 at 10:47 AM

LOL Nette - you know me to be the Queen of poop poetry lol- seriously I hate to see dog mess on the streets and when I saw this poster on the back of a local authority van I was inspired to write this poem hugs jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

July 17, 2016 at 7:59 AM

Just a slap on the wrist? You are so kind dear, Jan! Your limericks are always fun to read and this is not an exception my friend! A seven!

Jan Allison

July 17, 2016 at 8:09 AM

Thanks Demetrios - they should be slapped with a hefty fine - there are notices in the park but I doubt anyone has ever been prosecuted for it - maybe it would act as a deterrent if they did enforce it:-( hugs Jan xx