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In a mask he would rarely be seen Now Trumpty's got Covid Nineteen I trust that neat bleach Is within arm's reach Or maybe my tweetment is mean! My poem is a paltry effort compared to the string of poems by Jenna Logan https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/it_was_never_a_hoax_1292220 10/03/20

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Jennifer Fenn

Date: 10/16/2020 10:07:00 PM

Oh this is funny! And right on the mark too!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/17/2020 1:11:00 AM

I'm very cynical he even had the virus, think it was justa well staged publicity stunt:-( hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 10/6/2020 12:39:00 PM

LOL, had a chuckle with this - yes, perhaps he'll take some Dettol & Domestos (maybe he should!)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/6/2020 12:47:00 PM

lol Jack:-) he must be superman out after 3 days - perhaps the bleach treatment worked lol-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 10/5/2020 7:31:00 PM

G’day Jan … contrary to Mr Trumps past blustering, I’ll bet the hospital were saved from using suppositories - I got a giggle out of this limerick Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 10/6/2020 5:40:00 AM

well he is now acting like Superman and out of hospital - I wonder how many more he will infect before he comes to his senses. I bet the hospital are glad to be rid of him - fancy going on a joy ride to wave to the crowds... but who is going to stop 'mr president' he is a disgarace:-( hugs jan xx

Alkas Poetry

Date: 10/5/2020 5:03:00 AM

Trump has a twin brother in Brazil, act crazy, and use alien products for coved 19 salute alkas poetry

Jan Allison
Date: 10/6/2020 5:38:00 AM

thanks Alkas:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 10/4/2020 8:48:00 AM

Ha ha, love it Jan, I think karma is what happened, I do hope he recovers however but I am not a fan! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/4/2020 1:20:00 PM

yes karma certainly has bitten him in the bum of course many more will have been infected at the 'no mask' events he;s attended recently. lets hope it is 'just a little cold' for him Hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 10/4/2020 7:05:00 AM

- :))) - Unfortunately, power and money can do a lot ... sorry, but i have no sympathy - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/4/2020 1:18:00 PM

Nor me Anne- Lise:-( hugs Jan xx

Elaine George

Date: 10/4/2020 4:42:00 AM

THANKS FOR MAKING MY DAY WITH THIS MASTERPIECE! LOL!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/4/2020 1:16:00 PM

Masterpiece - my work seldom gets that accolade lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/3/2020 5:47:00 PM

funny one, Jan. At least he gets better health treatments than the rest of us.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/4/2020 1:16:00 PM

Yes, thats true and with the press coverage we need to 'read between the lies' oops I mean lines!:-( hugs Jan xx

Earl Schumacker

Date: 10/3/2020 4:52:00 PM

Hi Jan, Your "tweetment" is funny indeed. Does bleach also work for making people whiter? Have a lovely day, Earl

Jan Allison
Date: 10/3/2020 5:04:00 PM

well it may help clean out trumpeties mouth, perhaps he will wear a mask over his smug face when he comes out of hospital, he may be less orange too then:-)

Ilene Bauer

Date: 10/3/2020 12:47:00 PM

this is absolutely perfect, jan! love it!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/3/2020 2:37:00 PM

thanks Ilene:-) I love the doctor who changed his words about trumpty being ill longer than they claimed 3 days then changed to 2 days - of course he's risked spreading it even more to his supporters... of course its just a little cold and they will all get better... we will wait and see:-( hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 10/3/2020 12:16:00 PM

Perfect Jan! Perfect!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/3/2020 2:35:00 PM

thanks Caren:-) hugs jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 10/3/2020 11:56:00 AM

Hi Jan. Your Trump limerick is spot on. If he comes out of it safely he'll – mark my words – brag and put the virus down as that not serious or deadly. Pity he can't say that to over 200,000 dead Americans! Thanks for enjoying my take on politicians. / Maurice. Keep safe.

Rico Leffanta

Date: 10/3/2020 11:26:00 AM

Well said and timely! Incidentally, I use Fabuloso (Lavender) straight as an insecticide but Trump has yet to be within spraying distance! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 10/3/2020 2:28:00 PM

ha ha ha :-) hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 10/3/2020 9:24:00 AM

That is way to funny! Another great limerick my friend! Their is a cute little puppy that will be paying attention here.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/3/2020 2:22:00 PM

Perhaps he's hanging on to my every word and bashing me on FB lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 10/3/2020 9:18:00 AM

Haha, shaken not stirred, he should practise what he preaches. Just read the comments, check your email. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 10/3/2020 2:21:00 PM

thanks Tom:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 10/3/2020 8:59:00 AM

Lovely limerick. Jan. He ws always playing with fire. ~~

Jan Allison
Date: 10/3/2020 2:21:00 PM

yes what an idiot, he is going to get his fingers burned. :-( hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan

Date: 10/3/2020 8:24:00 AM

LOL JAN! I was really laughing out loud when I read your title! That's perfect, considering his love for tweets. I wonder what tweetment will he use next. Your limerick is definitely not paltry, and thanks for the link. HUGS!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/3/2020 8:29:00 AM

aww thanks Jenna, I saw a cartoon of trumpty drinking dettol with a straw am hoping my friend sends it to me so I can post it with the poem. Your string of poems is amazing!:-) hugs jan xx