The Cat Is Fired

She had one job, just one job.
No bugs in the house, ditto with mouse.
But there it goes across the floor,
eight legs scrambling towards the door.

The cat is snoring, obviously tired.
She had one job, so now she's fired.

Damn spider is hiding, who knows where.
Cat is sleeping, she don't care.
Spiders I hate with a passion.
Maybe her cat food I should ration.

Stupid spider, stupid cat.
I wonder if it went under the mat.

There 'll be no sleep tonight with it running free.
Good thing there's lots to watch on T.V.
She had one job, only the one,
now I'm warning that spider I've got a gun.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Kiser Avatar
September 3, 2018 at 12:52 AM
Oh my! Is that spider that big that you need a gun? HA! A great read and an excellent laugh! Well done.
Breidenthal Avatar
May 28, 2018 at 8:53 AM
So silly and cute!
Eastman Avatar
July 24, 2016 at 5:49 PM
I had aspider climb into my computer keyboard... Haven't seen it since... But it's spooky thinking it might come out any time...
Stebbings Avatar
June 14, 2016 at 6:42 AM
I love cat poems. Deserved to be fired, lol. Barry.
Dietrich Avatar
June 13, 2016 at 2:52 PM
this is pure delight. Love your humor, Francine!!
Mcdonald Avatar
June 4, 2016 at 11:56 AM
Found it! Made us both chuckle :D
Smith Avatar
May 10, 2016 at 11:54 AM
lol....great write Francine...I love it...a fave
Konos Avatar
May 10, 2016 at 9:55 AM
LOL Stupid Cat....Just like mine! Loved it!
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