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Don't know whether

This is true or not

But i heard it through the grapevine

That i am the Taliban leader's

Favorite comedian

So much so they want me 

To come entertain the troops
live in Afghanistan

All expenses paid 

I get to stay in the penthouse cave

As much heroin as i can take

24 hour round the clock security

And they have personally
guaranteed me

Even if i bomb it doesn't matter

Either way the show will still end
with me going out with a bang

To a standing ovation baying
crowd

Thinking wow didn't think much
of his joke's or material

But what a cracking ending

Now that's funny

Encore 

But this time please with even 
more explosives than you used
before

May as well use what the fleeing
infidel troops left behind

Waste not want not

They aren't coming back any
time soon to reclaim it are they

Otherwise we wouldn't be here
in the 1st place would we

And they have the audacity
to say we don't have a sense
of humour

We'll joke's on them look who's
laughing now

We got everything we ever
wanted

Only this time we didn't even
have to fight you for it

You simply handed the key's
back over to us

No strings attached

Apart from good luck cleaning
up our mess

Your welcome to it

You see we always have the last
laugh and save the best till last

And you can take that to the body bank

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