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tale of the trash-licking witch

I once lived with a yapping trash-licker 
a two faced dead soul and side back kicker 
she treated me like a tart~
I didn't like her rotting fart
makes my golden fringe cringe, and grow thicker..

She’s a noodle-haired witch..selling old fries
flying in over-sized panties, she cries
begging to be seen, she craps,
beware of her diss rap traps
I ain't her nanny to sing when she lies..

Copyright © Ink Empress | Year Posted 2024

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Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/26/2024 3:34:00 PM Congrats, dear Ink. I want to see you do more limericks. Login to Reply

Crystol Woods Date: 5/25/2024 7:22:00 PM Wow... lots of emotion, plus the funny stuff... nice! Congratulations Login to Reply

Tania Kitchin Date: 5/25/2024 2:01:00 PM Ink, congratulations on your winning placement with your fun limerick set! Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 5/16/2024 3:26:00 PM Creative one for sure. I don't think I would want to meet this person if it is a person. Thanks for sharing it with us and for dropping by my page. Sara K Login to Reply

Shadow Hamilton Date: 5/15/2024 11:37:00 AM MY goodness she sounds a nightmare so funny well written Ink hugs Shadow Login to Reply

Victor Buhagiar Date: 5/12/2024 11:18:00 PM Loved your limerick, though I miss those famous long poems with such brilliant alliterations and metaphors. Login to Reply Ink Empress Date: 5/13/2024 3:39:00 AM Awn i just posted a long poem dear victor, hope you will like it thank u so much always

Duke Beaufort Date: 5/12/2024 4:07:00 PM IE, since this is based on a true story, I'm glad you're out of that situation. I can't think of anything worse than what you describe here. It's truly scary!! Hopefully, your coexistence was short!!! Login to Reply Ink Empress Date: 5/13/2024 3:43:00 AM Duke, thank you so very much for your visit, sometimes we welcome people into our home, not realizing they would turn out to be your worst enemies. I am grateful for your support truly

Evelyn Judy Buehler Date: 5/12/2024 11:12:00 AM Wow! Your limerick is so entertaining and funny, Ink. The imagery is awesome! Evelyn :) Login to Reply Ink Empress Date: 5/13/2024 3:50:00 AM Thank you so much haha. Im not so good with limericks but was in the mood dear evelyn. I appreciate your kindness

Jan Allison Date: 5/12/2024 5:07:00 AM oh gosh Inky at last I have discovered who my ex sister's room mate was - you have described her to a t lol - she is out of my life you had a lucky escape lol, seriously great to see you going out of your comfort zone and writing the limerick form:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Ink Empress Date: 5/13/2024 6:06:00 AM Too many trash lickers dear jan, was inspired when i wrote this altho i am not as good as you in limericks. Thank you for your enthusiastic and uplifting comment. Grateful truly for your support

Yann Rolland Date: 5/12/2024 12:49:00 AM a terrible person, indeed, is it a fiction ? Login to Reply Ink Empress Date: 5/13/2024 6:07:00 AM I wish it was thank you dear

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/11/2024 10:59:00 PM Well you describe a terrible person very well, especially the part about rotting fart. Haha. True story? Yikes! Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/14/2024 4:23:00 PM It is a good way to let off steam, like a rant poem!! Ink Empress Date: 5/13/2024 6:07:00 AM Haha yes andrea im so good at describing haters. Altho not so good with limericks, yours was excellent ill tell you about this story on email soon

Valsa George Date: 5/11/2024 8:11:00 PM What hell it must have been to live with a side back kicker who perfumed the air with her rotting fart... :( This 'noodle haired witch'... must have been a real specimen. During hostel life we come across some such characters! Amazing limerick.... made me grin from ear to ear! All the Best dear Empress! Login to Reply Ink Empress Date: 5/13/2024 6:29:00 AM They ease in like snakes, hiding their stripes, until one fine bloody moon we see their true colors. Better late than never haha thank you sweet valsa

Paige Hind Date: 5/11/2024 3:49:00 PM Hmmm, this is truly a cut up about someone....I almost feel sorry for her, lol...she's blessed to have had your time Login to Reply Ink Empress Date: 5/13/2024 6:33:00 AM I do too feel sorry for such people they deserve healing

Sotto Poet Date: 5/11/2024 11:57:00 AM Wonderful poem, dear Ink, about hating an enticing and dishonest former roommate. Also, the bad things that occurred to you and how you feel about this person are handled brilliantly. You use harsh and critical words, referring to the person in question using obnoxious terms. You further employ strong metaphors to show how they feel. Literary tropes including metaphor ("noodle-haired witch"), exaggeration ("flying in over-sized panties"), and alliteration ("yapping trash-licker") are employed to amplify the subject's description. Login to Reply Ink Empress Date: 5/13/2024 6:36:00 AM Thank you so much i can be sometimes a bit mean hahah but depends appreciate your support wholeheartedly

Lioness Onpaper Date: 5/11/2024 8:58:00 AM Hahahhaah .. good one ! … dieing here papi!! yapping trash-licker a two faced dead soul and side back kicker.. exactly!! trashy noodle headed rotten panties wearing, peeing in the shower itchy bi$#h .. she cries begging to be seen, she craps, mmmmhmmm fake cry for help nagging turd… love the accuracy of this piece ae papi… Login to Reply Lioness Onpaper Date: 5/13/2024 6:40:00 AM Idea!?. No idea papi!!! She claimed it proudly Ink Empress Date: 5/13/2024 6:36:00 AM Papi where u got that idea pee hahah

Hilda Greenhough Date: 5/11/2024 8:06:00 AM How many of them are out there? I can imagine this mean, hateful person, since I have met a few of her doppelgangers. This is a well written testimonial with loud warnings to others. Login to Reply Ink Empress Date: 5/13/2024 6:34:00 AM Too many dear hilda haha gosh thank you so much for readin

Paula Goldsmith Date: 5/11/2024 7:39:00 AM WOW!!! Based on true story. What a creative write. Will there be a part 2 to this??? "Good Luck" We both did this one. Have A Blessed Weekend Writing Away......... Login to Reply Ink Empress Date: 5/13/2024 7:14:00 AM Thank you so much paula appreciate your support

The Aura Rhymes Date: 5/11/2024 7:35:00 AM I couldn’t stop laughing reading this … so amazing Login to Reply Ink Empress Date: 5/13/2024 7:15:00 AM Thank you so much hahah