Suspended Animation De Rigueur Among Joe King Six Pack

Suspended Animation De Rigueur Among "Joe King" Six Pack Yepper, once body functions cease asper this ole codger, mere seconds after expiration, sans existential lease immortality avails rubbery piece of flesh christened Matthew Scott Harris, the legal mouthpiece decreed by living will after organ activity doth cease immediate measures taken courtesy Doctor Demento to decrease any further senescence till heartening no brainer preserves jellied rolled masterpiece wordsmith, meanwhile, I can sublease these bag of bloodless love bones done deal, all yours for trifle bro pittance costing no more than one Pinocchio plying attached strings, yea kinda like ma's yoyo mine limp fingers needed to pull performing fetes resembling dead spindleshanks longfellow all the while appearing as cheap trick courtesy super tramping marionette...lo taking me across world wide web, where yours truly housed in Tokyo hotel, never tiring globe trotting performing one man deadened show after earning so much dough... necessity will arise to call tow truck (mebbe more'n one), when after bajillion years would utter whoa abundant flush with moolah, a sought after Joe Schmoe earning hand over rigor mortis fist pile of money that doth grow by leaps and bounds - hiho exceeding penury, when struggling as poet Cain and Abel to silence those opposed to Roe versus Wade, incumbent upon minor woe awaiting future technology so rejuvenating lifeless chap easily mistaken for scarecrow can carry on camping y'know whaddya mean... not to leave ye in suspense but gotta join grateful dead, and gotta go Adieu!