Super Duck

pumped up with helium blowing insane mad quack quack red rag to a bull pork chops had a meeting today flipping over backwards sending out invitions who was not invited frothing bubbles insane out of his nose stench of duck killer looms raging shutters fall protecting the duck's tiny ears sitting wearing peter pan tights retrieved in paradise island from a sunken white ship he sat eating duck what a monster blowing his trumpet crowing about it the wizard pinpointed casting a spell in a whoosh turned pork chops into a snail now crazy duck has turned into super duck got you in his claw laughing holding you opening his beak laughing like mad slimey little critter tosses in the air dabbing then swallowing him over whole a hero amongst ducks over the moon just ate killer flapping with joy waddling to the nearest pool now who,s got the tights quack is back a little slim but shady