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For Tania Kitchin's A Funny Summer Limerick Poetry Contest

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Summer Swimwear Advice

When we’re swimming, it’s kind of a sin
showing too much of some parts of skin.
So please do be kind.
Make sure your behind
doesn’t bulge from the swimsuit you’re in
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Miller Avatar
August 22, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Too funny, and true! Congratulations!
Kendrick Avatar
August 19, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Congratulations on your winner. Way to go. Sara K
May Avatar
August 19, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Lol, Congrats on your win Andrea
George Avatar
August 18, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Back to your lovely limerick with congratulations on your top win, dear Andrea.
Goldsmith Avatar
August 18, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your cute Limerick write. Maybe one size larger is needed???? Have a fun day writing away....................
Elless Avatar
August 18, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Andrea congratulations, On your contest Winner. Keep rolling. Don't show too much skin. Ha!
Kitchin Avatar
August 18, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Andrea, congratulations on your first place win with your funny and clever limerick.
Wolf Avatar
August 6, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Thanks for the reminder... Still fighting the 'Battle of the Bulge' after all these years. ~ World War-weary
Buhagiar Avatar
August 3, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Thanks for the laugh. Here in Malta no one cares and no one dares say anything because of tourism.
Manassian Avatar
August 1, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Oh, Andrea!!! You crack me up. Some of us ample gals can't help but bulge. Don't worry...I always cover myself with a sarong. ;)
Rodrigues Avatar
July 31, 2024 at 5:25 AM
LOL…especially when there is a lot of it. I never put my daughters in a bikini. When my oldest daughter bought a bikini as a young adult, she, like the one in the itsy-bitsy…, didn’t want to come out of the water.
George Avatar
July 31, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Great advice, dear Andrea. Even in a swimming pool, there needs to be a decorum in dressing. Some are so outrageous. Lovely limerick.
Hawley Avatar
July 30, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Excellent advise! Although I'd use the word "motherly" rather than funny for your poem. Good luck in the contest.
DiMino Avatar
July 30, 2024 at 3:48 PM
I've seen some outrageous shorts even at the mall. What on earth are they thinking? Hindsight, you are correct, most outrageous at the beach.
Bauer Avatar
July 30, 2024 at 1:32 PM
ha! this is great, andrea! wish more people would take that advice!
One Avatar
July 30, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Ha! Good one!
Jones Avatar
July 30, 2024 at 11:23 AM
lol and apply this logic to tops and short shorts! Good one Andrea! Good luck in the contest.
Hind Avatar
July 30, 2024 at 11:22 AM
LOL I agree
Empress Avatar
July 30, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Omg this is so funny! Hahah i love your sense of humour! Im thinking of writing one just for fun altho im lame. Yours is so funny! I loved it! Especially the last line! Is hilarious! Best wishes sweet andrea: im sure will do well
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