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Summer Swimwear Advice

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For Tania Kitchin's A Funny Summer Limerick Poetry Contest

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When we’re swimming, it’s kind of a sin showing too much of some parts of skin. So please do be kind. Make sure your behind doesn’t bulge from the swimsuit you’re in

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Terry Miller

Date: 8/22/2024 1:44:00 AM

Too funny, and true! Congratulations!

Sara Kendrick

Date: 8/19/2024 11:56:00 PM

Congratulations on your winner. Way to go. Sara K

Joseph May

Date: 8/19/2024 3:33:00 PM

Lol, Congrats on your win Andrea

Valsa George

Date: 8/18/2024 8:40:00 PM

Back to your lovely limerick with congratulations on your top win, dear Andrea.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 8/18/2024 1:22:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your cute Limerick write. Maybe one size larger is needed???? Have a fun day writing away....................

R J. Elless

Date: 8/18/2024 9:40:00 AM

Andrea congratulations, On your contest Winner. Keep rolling. Don't show too much skin. Ha!

Tania Kitchin

Date: 8/18/2024 6:26:00 AM

Andrea, congratulations on your first place win with your funny and clever limerick.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/6/2024 6:57:00 PM

Thanks for the reminder... Still fighting the 'Battle of the Bulge' after all these years. ~ World War-weary

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 8/3/2024 2:32:00 AM

Thanks for the laugh. Here in Malta no one cares and no one dares say anything because of tourism.

Eileen Manassian

Date: 8/1/2024 2:12:00 PM

Oh, Andrea!!! You crack me up. Some of us ample gals can't help but bulge. Don't worry...I always cover myself with a sarong. ;)

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/31/2024 5:25:00 AM

LOL…especially when there is a lot of it. I never put my daughters in a bikini. When my oldest daughter bought a bikini as a young adult, she, like the one in the itsy-bitsy…, didn’t want to come out of the water.

Valsa George

Date: 7/31/2024 12:21:00 AM

Great advice, dear Andrea. Even in a swimming pool, there needs to be a decorum in dressing. Some are so outrageous. Lovely limerick.

Miranda Hawley

Date: 7/30/2024 8:03:00 PM

Excellent advise! Although I'd use the word "motherly" rather than funny for your poem. Good luck in the contest.

Joe Dimino

Date: 7/30/2024 3:48:00 PM

I've seen some outrageous shorts even at the mall. What on earth are they thinking? Hindsight, you are correct, most outrageous at the beach.

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/30/2024 1:32:00 PM

ha! this is great, andrea! wish more people would take that advice!

Silent One

Date: 7/30/2024 1:27:00 PM

Ha! Good one!

Di11y Da11y

Date: 7/30/2024 12:20:00 PM

Good one - good luck for the contest x

Karen Jones

Date: 7/30/2024 11:23:00 AM

lol and apply this logic to tops and short shorts! Good one Andrea! Good luck in the contest.

Paige Hind

Date: 7/30/2024 11:22:00 AM

LOL I agree

Tom Woody

Date: 7/30/2024 10:57:00 AM

That's what I'm sayin...

Ink Empress

Date: 7/30/2024 10:56:00 AM

Omg this is so funny! Hahah i love your sense of humour! Im thinking of writing one just for fun altho im lame. Yours is so funny! I loved it! Especially the last line! Is hilarious! Best wishes sweet andrea: im sure will do well