Summer Picnic

I ate some beans at a picnic, the magical tactical fruit.
It bubbled between my hips and jumped out as a toot.
Original recipe is what was printed there on the can.
There was no warning label, now me loo no longer stands.

Pork and beans and the guarded secret of bush.
Neither one are user friendly, and both are quite hard on the tush.
Maple cured bacon, garlic and onion to name a few.
Eat them with some beer, that will make a nasty brew.

Beware of the summer picnic with franks up on the grill.
The dreaded beanie weenie, will surely give a thrill.
Enjoy the great outdoors, the sunshine and all of the *****.
Don’t forget the beno or you’ll end up smelling like a skunk.
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Lane Avatar
July 8, 2020 at 3:43 PM
Thank goodness Jan wasn't able to join you or it would've been much too windy a day! Beans and Franks...gotta love 'em.
Koplin Avatar
July 9, 2020 at 6:16 AM
Well Howdy there Lin!!! Darn good to see you my friend! Windy indeed.
Chiri Avatar
July 7, 2020 at 2:28 PM
Hahaha! Brought a smile to my face thank you!;)
Koplin Avatar
July 7, 2020 at 7:45 PM
Good I’m glad. Thanks
Cunningham Avatar
July 7, 2020 at 2:12 PM
Best place to be when the beans start rumbling, outside lol. Tom
Koplin Avatar
July 7, 2020 at 7:46 PM
Exactly!
Allison Avatar
July 7, 2020 at 12:29 PM
ha ha ha thanks for the giggle and after having a colonoscopy today I am full of wind - I don't need beans for tea and can have my own jaccuzzi in the bath tonight lol:-) hugs jan xx
Koplin Avatar
July 7, 2020 at 12:38 PM
Bubble bubble lol
Pigeon Tart Avatar
July 7, 2020 at 11:09 AM
Hilarious! And I have NO IDEA what word the automatic censor has deemed more foul than bean farts ;D, too FUNNY! xomo
Koplin Avatar
July 7, 2020 at 11:20 AM
I just noticed that lol It was spunk
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