Stop Light Operators Go On Strike, 'Bring Back Casual Friday' Headlines Read

the little mice that operate traffic lights recently went on strike. they said it was the working conditions, but if we're being honest, I think it was because last year the city banned casual fridays. have you ever seen a mouse try to put a tie on? It's a tough ask for their little paws. anyway, in their absence, the city emergency hired frogs to code-switch reds & greens. it's great to see little amphibians march to work in their ties, but their clammy little hands are a traffic terror.