No Quid Pro Quo

'Twas the night before Christmas and impeachment was in the air Trump kept tweeting that it was unfair The truth had come out, but he continued to lie But Moscow Mitch assured him that victory was nigh But then Pence started to grin Hoping for the moment when he would be sworn in Somehow he knew that the Prez was a crook Who never did anything by the book Giuliani the grinch was the Christmas 'hit man' So Trump gave the order and Christmas was banned They arrested Santa and read him his rights So Santa was grounded unable to take flight Then Trump decided to break away So he took off on Santa's sleigh He rode around Washington saying Ho ho ho Telling everyone No quid pro quo! 12-13-19