No Quid Pro Quo

'Twas the night before Christmas and impeachment was in the air
 Trump kept tweeting that it was unfair
 The truth had come out, but he continued to lie
 But Moscow Mitch assured him that victory was nigh

 But then Pence started to grin
 Hoping for the moment when he would be sworn in
 Somehow he knew that the Prez was a crook
 Who never did anything by the book
 
 Giuliani the grinch was the Christmas 'hit man'
 So Trump gave the order and Christmas was banned
 They arrested Santa and read him his rights
 So Santa was grounded unable to take flight

 Then Trump decided to break away
 So he took off on Santa's sleigh
 He rode around Washington saying Ho ho ho
 Telling everyone No quid pro quo!

 12-13-19
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Dietrich Avatar
October 9, 2020 at 9:00 AM
a funny one I never saw yet. He sure does away with a lot, doesn't he!!
La France Avatar
December 15, 2019 at 7:27 PM
Joseph, this is a great poem, very entertaining... can you check you soupmail, please
Pandit Avatar
December 13, 2019 at 1:50 PM
This is hilarious..a fun read from start to finish--enjoyed the humor, Joseph.
May Avatar
December 14, 2019 at 10:24 AM
Than you Vijay
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