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Cover your eyes gramma!! Lol
Funny/Bawdy Limerick Spoiled Milk The milk man and Sue like to shag. "The milkman sure digs me," she'd brag. Well the milk man delivered! And Sue sure got the shivers! But the milk on the porch went bad. So, that night, when Sue's husband came back, She knew he'd surely notice the lack. "No milk with my tea? Oh how can this be?", Teased the milkman, her husband in fact!

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Date: 5/27/2024 7:44:00 PM
Well done, Crystol~~with a clever ending. Congrats on your win! Janice
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Date: 5/27/2024 3:56:00 AM
Nice twist, loved it, congratulations
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Date: 5/26/2024 9:39:00 PM
A twist!!! Very cool... :o)
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Date: 5/26/2024 3:32:00 PM
Good one, Crystal. Congrats
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Date: 5/25/2024 2:00:00 PM
Crystol, congratulations on your winning placement with your witty and fun limerick set!
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Crystol Woods
Date: 5/25/2024 7:19:00 PM
It was a really fun contest Tania, thanks for hosting it!
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Crystol Woods
Date: 5/25/2024 6:48:00 PM
Oh yay!!!! Thank you! I'm so happy:)
Date: 5/20/2024 1:20:00 PM
Yay - happy ending!
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Crystol Woods
Date: 5/20/2024 4:52:00 PM
Yipee! No funny stuff going on there! Teehee. Ty for stopping in David! Xo
Date: 5/16/2024 11:50:00 AM
HaHa!!! Good one.. made me laugh.
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Crystol Woods
Date: 5/16/2024 4:53:00 PM
Awe that's great! Thanks! :)
Date: 5/16/2024 5:13:00 AM
This was cute. Loved the ending. Sanctified sex with the milkman. Kewl
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Crystol Woods
Date: 5/16/2024 4:54:00 PM
Lol...kewl... that made me smile! Ty Tom!:)xo