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Spoiled Milk

Funny/Bawdy Limerick

Spoiled Milk

The milk man and Sue like to shag.
"The milkman sure digs me," she'd brag.
Well the milk man delivered!
And Sue sure got the shivers!
But the milk on the porch went bad.

So, that night, when Sue's husband came back,
She knew he'd surely notice the lack.
"No milk with my tea?
Oh how can this be?",
Teased the milkman, her husband in fact!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Canerdy Avatar
May 27, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Well done, Crystol~~with a clever ending. Congrats on your win! Janice
Miller Avatar
May 27, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Nice twist, loved it, congratulations
Parker Avatar
May 26, 2024 at 9:39 PM
A twist!!! Very cool... :o)
Dietrich Avatar
May 26, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Good one, Crystal. Congrats
Kitchin Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Crystol, congratulations on your winning placement with your witty and fun limerick set!
Woods Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 7:19 PM
It was a really fun contest Tania, thanks for hosting it!
Woods Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Oh yay!!!! Thank you! I'm so happy:)
Crandall Avatar
May 20, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Yay - happy ending!
Woods Avatar
May 20, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Yipee! No funny stuff going on there! Teehee. Ty for stopping in David! Xo
One Avatar
May 16, 2024 at 11:50 AM
HaHa!!! Good one.. made me laugh.
Woods Avatar
May 16, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Awe that's great! Thanks! :)
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