Spiders - If You Could Do Anything Would You Still Live In a Peg

Right this minute I'm looking at some fabulousness in relation to spiders webs It's taken over the entirety of a hanging basket I'm not saying I'm judgey but there's a spider who builds it's web on the post box and it gets destroyed once per day at 5pm (depending on Royal Mail staffing - this spider's habits may end up forming the basis of the surveillance angle for a disciplinary report) But this guy - he's got the whole thing sussed! The web is from chain to chain, so we are talking triangulation :-{o (a shocked moustachioed face seems appropriate) That pause you detected - that was me stepping outside to look. You'll be impressed - it crosses over to the drainpipe too There's nothing in there, so he must have done his rounds (unlike the postman) Then there was that spider who made a web in my shoe once overnight and the guys getting busy using a singular peg - what's that about? It's all about thinking big...