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Well, Ye Asked Fer It

Roses is red; a dollar are green. Dough wuz the grandest thang Bubba'd done seen. He had a bad wreck and ruptured his spleen. His surgery wuz in a room that tweren't clean! He paid Doc with roses, and Doc got real mean. So Bubba sent dough--biscuits in a can. Doc planned to whup him, but Bubba he ran. Then he sent greens--the kind cooked in a pan. Doc wanted green MONEY. He wuz one angry man! ******************** The sponsor done asked for a hillbilly pome, so I writ these purty lines here at my home up in these hills from whur I seldom roam. April 19, 2018

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Date: 5/31/2017 1:57:00 AM
This made me smile :) love it -JT
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 5/31/2017 7:41:00 AM
Thanks so much, Honestly J.T.! The sponsor asked for terrible poems; I'm trying not to disappoint! LOL Janice
Date: 5/30/2017 5:44:00 PM
This surely ought to be first in someone's contest! So much fun!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 5/30/2017 8:14:00 PM
Thanks, Sunlite! Ironic Zinc asked for terrible poems. I'm trying not to disappoint! Janice
Date: 5/30/2017 4:53:00 PM
Looks like a winner if this is in a contest. You have been very busy today. Good stuff.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 5/30/2017 4:58:00 PM
Yes, I have! Thanks so much, Janis! Janice
Date: 5/30/2017 2:16:00 PM
Sounds like Bubba's all hat and no cattle!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 5/30/2017 2:23:00 PM
Yep! Janice
Date: 5/30/2017 1:06:00 PM
I reckon this here pome of yer's might rightly show 'em a thing er two! Keep 'er up, by golly! :D
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 5/30/2017 1:20:00 PM
I'm a-hopin' so, Laura! Thanks for the comment. Janice
Date: 5/30/2017 12:01:00 PM
very amusing Janice - some folks think all my poems are poop lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 5/30/2017 12:16:00 PM
Thanks so much, Jan! Hey, those who write all poopy poems don't rank really high--like you! Janice
Date: 5/30/2017 11:57:00 AM
This was great, very funny Janice.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 5/30/2017 12:17:00 PM
Thanks so much, Chris! Janice
Date: 5/30/2017 11:55:00 AM
Wonderful humor, Janice. Had me laughing all the way through. Good luck!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 5/30/2017 12:17:00 PM
Thanks so much, Daniel! Janice

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