Sniffles For Contest

There once was a man from Montrose,
   Who always was blowing his nose.
   There was soon an issue,
   When he missed his tissue
   And blew it all over his toes.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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February 5, 2016 at 2:21 AM
George,, Congratulations on your wonderful limerick win. Luv ~LINDA~
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January 31, 2016 at 1:05 PM
a fun limerick, george!.. congrats to you!..huggs
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February 3, 2016 at 4:36 AM
Hello Nette, it's so good of you to remark on my poem so kindly. I appreciate you doing so. My warmest regards to you. George.
Selfa Avatar
January 31, 2016 at 8:57 AM
George, Fantastic! Congratulations on your win in the Limerick Contest!
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February 3, 2016 at 4:31 AM
Thankyou Hans, i very much appreciate your kind comment on my poem. My regards to you. George.
Lawless Avatar
January 31, 2016 at 7:47 AM
...a technique referred to as the "snidel" often brings about the same result. Congrats on the placement in the contest
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January 31, 2016 at 8:44 AM
Hi John, thankyou for that bit of terminology,i'm not sure wich is the most unsavoury, that or blowing one's own trumpet. I do appreciate your very welcomed comment . My kindest regards . George.
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January 31, 2016 at 1:36 AM
Congrats on your icky win, George. Regards, Viv
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January 31, 2016 at 4:19 AM
Hi Viv, thankyou for commenting so aptly. I had a few sniffles at the time of writing it. But no issues i might add. My regards . George.
Fisher Avatar
January 30, 2016 at 7:42 PM
Funny and gross...a perfect limerick recipe. Way to go in contest!
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January 31, 2016 at 4:32 AM
Thankyou David, it's very good of you to comment so kindly. I appreciate you doing so. My regards. George.
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January 30, 2016 at 3:33 PM
EW! God one. Congrats. BG
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January 31, 2016 at 4:39 AM
Hello Barbara, thankyou for your comment, i do appreciate you doing so. My kindest regards. George.
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January 30, 2016 at 11:53 AM
this is GOOD and funny, George. Congrats in the contest.
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January 31, 2016 at 5:02 AM
Hello Andrea, thankyou for being so kind. It wasn't all a tissue of lies, i really did have some sniffles, but not the mishap. My warmest regards to you. George.
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January 31, 2016 at 4:52 AM
Hello Andrea, thankyou for being so kind. It wasn't all a tissue of lies, i really did have some sniffles, but not the mishap. My warmest regards to you. George.
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January 30, 2016 at 5:25 AM
Very funny! Congrats on your win!!
Seal Avatar
January 31, 2016 at 5:02 AM
Hi Terry, i'm so happy you still think it is funny. Thankyou once again. My regards to you. George.
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January 31, 2016 at 4:43 AM
Hi Terry, i'm so happy you still think it is funny. Thankyou once again. My regards to you. George.
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January 30, 2016 at 3:24 AM
Congrats on ur awesome winning limerick george!
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January 31, 2016 at 5:02 AM
Hello Upma, you are so kind with your support once again. My kindest regards to you for doing so. George.
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January 31, 2016 at 4:56 AM
Hello Upma, you are so kind with your support once again. My kindest regards to you for doing so. George.
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January 30, 2016 at 2:30 AM
George,, Congrats on your LIMERICK win. ** SKAT **
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January 31, 2016 at 9:03 AM
Hi Jan, fully recovered thankyou. I have the perfect tonic now a month in Lanzarote if you please. Hasta la vista. My kindest regards. George.
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January 31, 2016 at 5:00 AM
Thankyou SKAT, i very much appreciate your support once more. Kindly accept my warmest regards. George.
Allison Avatar
January 29, 2016 at 6:18 PM
Very Very funny George I loved this one congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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January 31, 2016 at 9:10 AM
Oh how wonderful to get away George I too could do with a break and some sunshine to beat away these dull grey winter days:-0 hugs Jan xx
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January 31, 2016 at 9:08 AM
Hi Jan, i guess i am not fully recovered i have posted your reply in SKAT'S box above. Or maybe it is just me getting a little excited. Regards. George
Allison Avatar
January 31, 2016 at 6:37 AM
Hope you are feeling better now George:-) hugs Jan xx
Seal Avatar
January 31, 2016 at 4:28 AM
Hello Jan, thankyou i had all the ingredients at my fingertips, or should i say nose. Wintertime sniffles and a box of tissues. Your contest was the best medicine ever, my warmest regards to you. George
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December 23, 2015 at 5:57 PM
Funny! Very funny!!
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December 31, 2015 at 12:00 PM
Thankyou Terry, my regards to you. George.
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December 23, 2015 at 5:56 PM
Funny! Very funny!!
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December 31, 2015 at 12:04 PM
As above, thankyou.
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December 31, 2015 at 12:01 PM
As above, thankyou.
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December 23, 2015 at 11:19 AM
That's brilliant! lol : )
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December 31, 2015 at 12:03 PM
Many thanks Mark, i appreciate your kind remarks. My regards to you. George.
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December 23, 2015 at 9:39 AM
ewwww grossly disgusting but funny.
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December 23, 2015 at 5:10 PM
Yes Lin it is but thats what the lady asked for. Thanks for commenting, my regards to you . George.
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