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There once was a lap dog named Chloe, Well-groomed and adorned to be showy; She pranced in the ring, Applause she did bring, With her tail and her ears long and flowy. There once was a schnauzer named Pete, Bearded and eye-browed so neat; He wanted to win, But failed to begin, For Chloe had gone into heat.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 2/23/2011 5:58:00 AM
Congratulations on your 1st place win in Debbie Guzzi's contest "Limerick II". A well deserved win Deb. Love, Carol
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Date: 2/8/2011 5:53:00 AM
superb limericks.. congrats on the win dear deb:) huggs, nette
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Date: 2/8/2011 12:44:00 AM
Halarious! Deb. Many Congrats on your BIG WIN. Lainie
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Date: 2/7/2011 9:13:00 PM
OH, I remember this HOT one. haha. Good job, Deb. Congratulations to you. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 2/7/2011 7:56:00 PM
Congrats Deb on your first place win in Debbie's contest with this creative write my friend.. enjoy your top spot with luv..
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Date: 2/7/2011 6:58:00 PM
LOL! Loved this limerick! It reminded me of the comedy movie:"Best in Show." If you haven't seen this flick, please rent it on DVD. It's hysterical. Congrats on your BIG WIN in Deborah's contest. Best wishes, KC
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Date: 2/7/2011 6:25:00 PM
Congratulations on your number one win!!! Hooray for you!!
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Date: 2/7/2011 6:18:00 PM
heh heh good one Deb. Congratulations to you
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Date: 2/7/2011 5:40:00 PM
Congratulations on the first place well deserved win, deb
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Date: 2/7/2011 5:32:00 PM
Congratulations on your big no. one, Deb. Love, Joyce
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Date: 1/27/2011 8:42:00 PM
hahahahaha. THis is so clever. and this is one of the best limerick sets I've seen on this site!! Luv, Andrea. A hightest rating for sure!
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Date: 1/27/2011 6:54:00 PM
Double humour here, deb, brilliant. Harry
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Date: 1/27/2011 1:28:00 PM
Hello Deb, Very cute indeed...Well Done As Always, Shar
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Date: 1/27/2011 9:01:00 AM
Quite humorous and hilarious write, Deb, enjoyed it. The second one is of choice,
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Date: 1/27/2011 8:08:00 AM
wonderful PERFECT METER..too FUNNY! the hall of fame will be seeing you soon! Light & Love [don't know which is funnier, maybe 2 LOL]
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Date: 1/27/2011 7:11:00 AM
Good team of limericks that convey a nice humorous tale together.
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Date: 1/27/2011 7:04:00 AM
Nice little ditty! Enjoyed the humor!
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