Should Vacuuming Be Listed As Full-Time Occupation

Is it any wonder that nobody likes vacuuming the floor, Mention the word vacuum and there is a rush for the door. Reading a newspaper or a woman's magazine is a dangerous occupation, If the vacuuming has not been done. If for the sake of long term security you are willing, I will give you a shilling every time you find the vacuum working. Blocked pipes are another reason that vacuuming is so time consuming, When others on a break are laughing instead of helping. There are so many similarities in Vacuuming, To what others call working for a living. Tools that are useless, Workmates who pull their weight less. Never enough money for a new machine, But always enough for a fishing line. No interest in your invention, Of a machine with more function. A supervisor on your case, You can never seem to please. So, lets make it official, Doing the vacuuming should be rewarded more than a little.