Always Read the Fine Print

Should have read the fine print when I ordered my Thai bride My doorbell rang, there she stood, said "can I come inside ?" "Come in" I said, "I'll take your bag and would you like some tea ?" " Yes please" she said " but please kind sir could you make that three ?" She saw my puzzled look and thought she'd better explain to me "On Thai Bride Dot Com, you order one and you get two free When you place your order, It isn't only me You also get a mother in-law and my old granny". Rice and fish is all we ate for breakfast, dinner and tea I did detest, tried to protest but they just laughed at me They loved to shop and sight see in my hometown, Baltimore On our return they'd rush for seats and I'd end up on the floor. Night was worse, four in a bed, it was quite a squeeze I couldn't sleep, scratched all night, one of them had fleas I shouda read the fine print, wanted a bride not family Life was hell, they drove me mad ,I knew i had to flee. I was heading for a breakdown or worse I'd end up dead And as I lay in bed one night an idea came in my head Next day before the sun was up I fled and left the scene I'm going to sign up for twenty years as a U.S. marine. (Written on 30th Of January 2018)