Shopping Carts and Garbage Cans

May I tell you something interesting for a moment? My favorite hobby is knocking over garbage cans with a shopping cart. Don't think it's weird, people do it all the time, so it's natural. There are so many life lessons I learn when I use a shopping cart like keeping my anger under control, pigeons can't use laptops, and coffee tastes better with ketchup in it. My favorite part is when the trash that falls out of the garbage can after knocking it over. I always guess how many pieces of trash would fall out before tipping it over. I am almost always right. So therefore, I earn the privilege of not having to clean up and leaving the garbage can knocked over. The greatest advice I taught myself in doing this is never giving up. I shall hold onto a shopping cart like hope and knock down any garbage cans that stand in my way like obstacles. By doing this, I will get stronger every day and complete my ambitions.

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Date: 8/28/2019 10:36:00 PM
If this is purely irrelevance and sarcasm, you done good. It is hard for me to leave this page wondering if you truly are one of those who litter our earth so, refusing to believe that, I'm going with this is a great off the wall write intelligently pointing out stupidity. All the best ... CayCay
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CayCay Jennings
Date: 8/28/2019 11:03:00 PM
My instincts were right. All is settled and it is now officially a great take on goofy! CayCay
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Date: 8/28/2019 10:42:00 PM
This is meant to be goofy and funny on purpose. Hopefully this settles the confusion. Thank you and keep striving.
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