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She's Wet

When she gives a cough or a sneeze
Some wee trickles down past her knees
Her knickers are damp
She smells like a tramp
Dashing home so nobody sees

TITLE INSPIRED FROM A COMMENT BY ARTHUR VASO

28th March 2015

humorouslimerick

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David Mohn

Date: 4/1/2015 10:16:00 PM

Jan - Getting past the fact that this is very funny...it's also very well written :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/2/2015 2:20:00 AM

Thank you David I really do appreciate that comment:-) Hugs jan xx

Laura Leiser

Date: 3/29/2015 11:24:00 PM

This is a funny and clever limerick that, unfortunately, many of us women of a "certain age" can relate to, lol! Good job :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2015 2:20:00 AM

Definitely Laura lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 3/29/2015 10:07:00 PM

What kind of title is this...I remember when you were a nice girl. Now we're doing wee wee poems. That why in Canada women have SAM in their panties. Don't ask you don't want to know. Ok you twisted my arm it is a panty liner. Now you can write a poem called she's dry. Wait a minute that doesn't sound much better. Never mind!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2015 2:19:00 AM

Your comment is funnier than the poem lol the title is full of subtle innuendo lol - I can blame Arthur for that one lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Mama Bear

Date: 3/29/2015 7:40:00 PM

Oh yes forgot, it's the age thing again. There is wet and then there is WET!!! Do it again girl!!! Hugs Edith

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2015 2:18:00 AM

Oh the title is full of subtle innuendo lol - I can blame Arthur for that one lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Mama Bear

Date: 3/29/2015 7:38:00 PM

Wet has no gender barrier. It is a way of life when we get older. Very funny Hugs Edith

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2015 2:17:00 AM

Thanks Mama Bear:-) Hugs Jan xx

Franklin Price

Date: 3/29/2015 4:15:00 PM

Jan, you made a nice comment about a poem of mine. I'm new from yesterday. couldn't figure out how to thank you so I went to your site. Loved this lemerick

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2015 4:23:00 PM

Thanks for dropping by Franklin - the more widely you read on the site the more you will benefit - I cant believe what a journey I have been on over the last 13 months - welcome to the site I look forward to reading more of your works :-) Hugs jan xx

James Fraser

Date: 3/29/2015 2:28:00 PM

It's Sunday night once again and I'm chuckling again. This is becoming a lovely habit Jan, nice one, hugs//James xx

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2015 2:33:00 PM

Glad it made you laugh James:-) Hugs Jan xx

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

Date: 3/29/2015 1:06:00 PM

LOL...this is too cute! I read Arthur's poem and had to come see yours, too. At first, I thought there was a "wet" contest that I missed! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2015 1:08:00 PM

LOL Arthur made a comment to me recently so I had to go with that lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 3/29/2015 9:34:00 AM

LOL! hilarious! :D

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2015 11:20:00 AM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 3/29/2015 8:03:00 AM

LOL, had to see what this was about - thanks for a chuckle, my friend x

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2015 8:07:00 AM

Arthur has posted a poem of the same title - his is truly beautiful:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison

Date: 3/29/2015 7:47:00 AM

Yo go girl... this was a fabulous start to your limerick career!!! LOL Hugs, your brudder! xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2015 7:48:00 AM

I've posted a fair few here Jack lol - you know me and humour and I love the limerick form:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/28/2015 10:50:00 PM

hahaha. I love it, jan. one of your funnier ones.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2015 4:16:00 AM

I can thank Arthur for the inspiration lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 3/28/2015 9:54:00 PM

G'day Jan... I trust that she doesn't sniff the pepper pot. Nicely written Jan. Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2015 4:15:00 AM

LOL - Thanks Laurie:-) hugs Jan xx

John Williams

Date: 3/28/2015 9:11:00 PM

Hi Jan, Very well written. I think she might be pregnant. Kind regards--John

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2015 4:14:00 AM

It sure happened to me when i was expecting lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 3/28/2015 9:06:00 PM

Lovely, :) sounds like me hahaha.. Maurice is so right age is a big big factor :) Blessings sweet friend another good laugh

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2015 4:14:00 AM

LOL Eve or just a weak bladder! Hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 3/28/2015 7:54:00 PM

LOL, just my luck, this is how I will be remembered for getting a woman wet!!!! hugs

Eve Roper
Date: 3/28/2015 9:08:00 PM

Arthur you're expectations were drowned :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2015 7:56:00 PM

Ha Ha Ha your cheeky comment inspired me my friend:-) love and hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 3/28/2015 5:22:00 PM

Luckily this has never happened to me....but not looking forward to when it does! hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2015 6:19:00 PM

I hope not too Paul:-) Hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 3/28/2015 3:07:00 PM

nice limerick Jan Thanks for the chuckle

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2015 3:10:00 PM

My pleasure John I try and write with humour whenever I can:-) Hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance

Date: 3/28/2015 1:47:00 PM

It's funny cause it can be true, when I was pregnant ...well I just tried hard not to sneeze.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2015 2:16:00 PM

LOL I remember that - with the weight of the bump pressing on your bladder I had to walk cross legged at the end and he was 10 days late arriving lol:-) hugs Jan xxx