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When she gives a cough or a sneeze Some wee trickles down past her knees Her knickers are damp She smells like a tramp Dashing home so nobody sees TITLE INSPIRED FROM A COMMENT BY ARTHUR VASO 28th March 2015

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 4/1/2015 10:16:00 PM
Jan - Getting past the fact that this is very funny...it's also very well written :)
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Date: 4/2/2015 2:20:00 AM
Thank you David I really do appreciate that comment:-) Hugs jan xx
Date: 3/29/2015 11:24:00 PM
This is a funny and clever limerick that, unfortunately, many of us women of a "certain age" can relate to, lol! Good job :)
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Date: 3/30/2015 2:20:00 AM
Definitely Laura lol:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/29/2015 10:07:00 PM
What kind of title is this...I remember when you were a nice girl. Now we're doing wee wee poems. That why in Canada women have SAM in their panties. Don't ask you don't want to know. Ok you twisted my arm it is a panty liner. Now you can write a poem called she's dry. Wait a minute that doesn't sound much better. Never mind!
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Date: 3/30/2015 2:19:00 AM
Your comment is funnier than the poem lol the title is full of subtle innuendo lol - I can blame Arthur for that one lol:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/29/2015 7:40:00 PM
Oh yes forgot, it's the age thing again. There is wet and then there is WET!!! Do it again girl!!! Hugs Edith
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Date: 3/30/2015 2:18:00 AM
Oh the title is full of subtle innuendo lol - I can blame Arthur for that one lol:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/29/2015 7:38:00 PM
Wet has no gender barrier. It is a way of life when we get older. Very funny Hugs Edith
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Date: 3/30/2015 2:17:00 AM
Thanks Mama Bear:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/29/2015 4:15:00 PM
Jan, you made a nice comment about a poem of mine. I'm new from yesterday. couldn't figure out how to thank you so I went to your site. Loved this lemerick
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Date: 3/29/2015 4:23:00 PM
Thanks for dropping by Franklin - the more widely you read on the site the more you will benefit - I cant believe what a journey I have been on over the last 13 months - welcome to the site I look forward to reading more of your works :-) Hugs jan xx
Date: 3/29/2015 2:28:00 PM
It's Sunday night once again and I'm chuckling again. This is becoming a lovely habit Jan, nice one, hugs//James xx
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Date: 3/29/2015 2:33:00 PM
Glad it made you laugh James:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/29/2015 1:06:00 PM
LOL...this is too cute! I read Arthur's poem and had to come see yours, too. At first, I thought there was a "wet" contest that I missed! :)
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Date: 3/29/2015 1:08:00 PM
LOL Arthur made a comment to me recently so I had to go with that lol:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/29/2015 9:34:00 AM
LOL! hilarious! :D
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Date: 3/29/2015 11:20:00 AM
Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/29/2015 8:03:00 AM
LOL, had to see what this was about - thanks for a chuckle, my friend x
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Date: 3/29/2015 8:07:00 AM
Arthur has posted a poem of the same title - his is truly beautiful:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/29/2015 7:47:00 AM
Yo go girl... this was a fabulous start to your limerick career!!! LOL Hugs, your brudder! xxx
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Date: 3/29/2015 7:48:00 AM
I've posted a fair few here Jack lol - you know me and humour and I love the limerick form:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/28/2015 11:25:00 PM
Poor gal just needs a pack or two of Depends! My only caution is false advertising. On the package it says for 150 to 185 pounds. But after you get about 10 pounds of poo in them they start leaking so be careful ;)
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Date: 3/29/2015 4:16:00 AM
lol I wouldn't know about that one Dave :-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/28/2015 10:50:00 PM
hahaha. I love it, jan. one of your funnier ones.
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Date: 3/29/2015 4:16:00 AM
I can thank Arthur for the inspiration lol:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/28/2015 9:54:00 PM
G'day Jan... I trust that she doesn't sniff the pepper pot. Nicely written Jan. Lindsay
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Date: 3/29/2015 4:15:00 AM
LOL - Thanks Laurie:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/28/2015 9:11:00 PM
Hi Jan, Very well written. I think she might be pregnant. Kind regards--John
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Date: 3/29/2015 4:14:00 AM
It sure happened to me when i was expecting lol:-) Hugs jan xx
Date: 3/28/2015 9:06:00 PM
Lovely, :) sounds like me hahaha.. Maurice is so right age is a big big factor :) Blessings sweet friend another good laugh
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Date: 3/29/2015 4:14:00 AM
LOL Eve or just a weak bladder! Hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/28/2015 7:54:00 PM
LOL, just my luck, this is how I will be remembered for getting a woman wet!!!! hugs
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Date: 3/28/2015 9:08:00 PM
Arthur you're expectations were drowned :)
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Date: 3/28/2015 7:56:00 PM
Ha Ha Ha your cheeky comment inspired me my friend:-) love and hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/28/2015 5:22:00 PM
Luckily this has never happened to me....but not looking forward to when it does! hugs // paul
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Date: 3/28/2015 6:19:00 PM
I hope not too Paul:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/28/2015 3:07:00 PM
nice limerick Jan Thanks for the chuckle
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Date: 3/28/2015 3:10:00 PM
My pleasure John I try and write with humour whenever I can:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/28/2015 1:47:00 PM
It's funny cause it can be true, when I was pregnant ...well I just tried hard not to sneeze.
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Date: 3/28/2015 2:16:00 PM
LOL I remember that - with the weight of the bump pressing on your bladder I had to walk cross legged at the end and he was 10 days late arriving lol:-) hugs Jan xxx
Date: 3/28/2015 11:53:00 AM
Very well written. Excellent.
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Date: 3/28/2015 12:02:00 PM
Thanks Nandita
Date: 3/28/2015 10:03:00 AM
oh yes, i'm sure this is more common than people realize! you've captured this so well in verse, jan...
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Date: 3/28/2015 12:01:00 PM
Thanks Ilene:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/28/2015 9:16:00 AM
Shakers and dribblers, Odd smelling piddlers, A new group I joined, We could make a pond :) Steve
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Date: 3/28/2015 12:00:00 PM
Ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/28/2015 9:13:00 AM
Oh my! It appears she needs to depend on her depends!
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Date: 3/28/2015 9:15:00 AM
LOL:-) they are call Tena Ladies and Tena men here lol:-) Hugs jan xx
Date: 3/28/2015 9:08:00 AM
lol...this is hilarious Jan....hugs Tim
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/28/2015 9:11:00 AM
Arthur made a comment to me a few days ago - so I had to go with this title lol:-) Hugs jan xxx
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