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Sue peers in the mirror with fright Her parting’s a terrible sight On top of her head A badger - it’s dead Sue must use some hair dye tonight! She’d applied hair dye carefully Grey hairs Sue can no longer see All the grey is now brown She no longer feels down And styles her hair prettily 04/28/20

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Jack Horne

Date: 5/7/2020 2:33:00 PM

LOL, maybe I should dye my hairs - a bottle of it would last me 10 years

John Watt

Date: 4/30/2020 10:54:00 AM

Hilarious! Don't know what's worse, turning grey, or seeing a dead badger in the mirror! So much fun, Jan

Pashang Salehi

Date: 4/30/2020 1:36:00 AM

You're truly something else... Thanks for the smile...

Jan Allison
Date: 4/30/2020 2:27:00 AM

I always smile when I see your avatar Pashang:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 4/29/2020 9:40:00 PM

Ha, ha! I know someone who's afraid to 'self-dye,' and boy, is she ever turning gray fast. Oh, well... Better gray than grave... :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 4/30/2020 2:27:00 AM

I can't understand why someone isn't willing to get a box from the chemist and have a go especially if there is someone in the house that can help them and if I can do it anyone can!:-) hugs Jan x

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 4/29/2020 8:39:00 AM

Cute. I have been enlisted twice so far to dye my wife’s hair. It seems she is glad that I am Dyeing. I enjoyed this clever piece.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/29/2020 12:27:00 PM

as long as you don't dye yours Rick I find greying men so attractive lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 4/29/2020 6:23:00 AM

My husband says "don't you think you ought to dye your hair? In the back it is all white," and I say "I can't see the back."

Jan Allison
Date: 4/29/2020 12:27:00 PM

lol Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 4/29/2020 8:40:00 AM

Good answer. Perhaps he will order a pair of chaps.

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 4/28/2020 5:40:00 PM

I started going gray in my mid twenties - now its about 50/50 - but my hubby loves my gray hair and begs me NOT to dye it - so I gave up the dye! Funny limerick, and pix too-

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2020 5:43:00 PM

some ladies can look so elegant with greying hair - same as men look distinguished .. but the grey look isnt for me just yet:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 4/28/2020 4:53:00 PM

ha! i think many women (and surely some men!) are feeling the same way these days! very funny, jan...

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2020 5:20:00 PM

I wrote the first stanza a few days back went for a walk and saw a lady exactly with the badger look and have seen quite a few in the shops. I'm so lucky my hubby dyes mine rather than go to the hairdressers and I hacked about 3 inches off the length lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 4/28/2020 2:23:00 PM

She is not too old to cut the mustard if she can still see to do that! What colour are her ear hair? Thanks for the laugh, Jan! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2020 2:35:00 PM

ha ha ha not sure about the ear or nasal hairs .... now tell me should they be dyed or plucked lol:-) hugs jan xx