Home » Poems » Jan Allison » She's a Tough Cookie

Notes About The Poem

She's a Tough Cookie

Cookie monster was in a foul mood
She’d found something so bad on her food
A black and white turd
Produced by big bird
When she saw him she said something lewd!


Cookie Monster was curt and concise
She don’t give folks impartial advice
My word what a bore
Her word is the law
I don’t think she is really that nice

04~16~17

Inspired by limerick collaboration by Lin Lane

fantasyhumorouslimerick

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Anil Deo

Date: 4/19/2017 3:19:00 AM

Good morning Jan! I did read this ... with trepidation. "Not at all "lewd,"/So I am not screwed,/ For saying I am for Jesus,/ Limericking with ribald unbelievers,/Heck, Jan, I'm in an unbelievably good mood!" Love,Shalom, Hugs, but no cookies! Anil

Jan Allison
Date: 4/19/2017 4:57:00 AM

lol Anil:-) you are in a fun mood lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Pashang Salehi

Date: 4/18/2017 1:04:00 PM

Me and Big Bird are both laughing

Jan Allison
Date: 4/18/2017 4:52:00 PM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 4/17/2017 4:58:00 PM

I can tell that you're really having fun writing these Limericks, Jan! Of course...we're having fun reading them:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 4/18/2017 1:48:00 AM

Cheers Paul I can never resist a limerick challenge and Lin inspired some wonderful humour:-) hugs Jan xx

Jannie Breedt

Date: 4/17/2017 1:11:00 PM

Hi Jan, I love your limericks. I also have a crooked smile

Jan Allison
Date: 4/18/2017 1:49:00 AM

Thanks so much Jannie:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 4/17/2017 7:06:00 AM

Sounds like that cookie monster has a big chocolate chip on her shoulder. I'm thinking the Big Bird garnish might have been intentional. :) Fun one Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 4/17/2017 7:09:00 AM

ha ha ha fabulous comment I think you got the picture perfectly Chris lol:-) hugs jan xx

Darren White

Date: 4/17/2017 2:14:00 AM

Hehe, I love this :) And I love the new Cookie Monster!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/17/2017 3:40:00 AM

I wanted to show a contrast in personality of the new cookie monster lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lynn Marie

Date: 4/16/2017 2:42:00 PM

Oh my, 'cookie monster' became 'female' to really show her displeasure ...as only a 'woman' can when she is 'crossed':) Fantastic, creative writing Jan:) I am really enjoying your adult version of 'the muppets'! Definitely a new smash hit series for you, very well done:)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/16/2017 2:50:00 PM

I am indebted to Lin lane for inspiring me:-) I have written 5 poems but one I can't post on soup as I want to use it for a poetry contest elsewhere:-) I love the fact we have poetic licence and can change things lynn:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 4/16/2017 1:30:00 PM

LOL, love it

Jan Allison
Date: 4/16/2017 1:32:00 PM

Lin's collaboration inspired me to write 5 limericks I've posted 4 but one i will save for a contest elsewhere and I cant publish it in line with the contest rules:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 4/16/2017 11:28:00 AM

lol Jan. Big bird is kinda flighty. So now Big Bird AND Cookie Monster are possibly transgender?

Jan Allison
Date: 4/16/2017 12:07:00 PM

i was researching for the poem and read an article on big bird being transgender so I thought I could have poetic licence and make cookie monster female too lol:-) thanks again for the inspiration:-) hugs jan xx

John Michaels

Date: 4/16/2017 11:15:00 AM

Instant classic. "A black and white turd / Produced by big bird" is pant-wettingly funny!!! Great stuff, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/16/2017 11:21:00 AM

lol John I know some folks don't like my 'poop poems' but I thought tht was funny too:-) hugs jan xx