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Fart warning My neighbour her name is MeShell Her farts have a terrible smell She eats curry and sprouts In copious amounts I greet her and then run like hell! FICTION POEM 12/11/18

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Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 12/18/2018 4:02:00 PM

LOLS, Jan. I love great lims and this is a GREAT one - so witty. Glad you enjoyed the backstroking shark in the soup write. Bob

Jan Allison
Date: 12/18/2018 4:06:00 PM

I'm mid write about the shark lol:-) hugs Jan xx

John Gondolf

Date: 12/16/2018 4:54:00 PM

Hahaha, sounds like MeShell needs to change her diet... good one, Jan, thanks for the laugh. John

Jan Allison
Date: 12/16/2018 6:00:00 PM

Thanks John, I think the hole in the ozone layer will get bigger with all the sprouts producing windy pops lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/15/2018 6:43:00 PM

G'day Jan … has anyone ever told her why she's still single - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 12/15/2018 6:49:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Pashang Salehi

Date: 12/14/2018 1:28:00 AM

LOL... Always... Happy Holidays...

Jan Allison
Date: 12/15/2018 6:49:00 PM

thanks my friend:-) hope you get time to write and paint I adored your last pic it was so so beautiful:-) hugs Jan xx

Ralph Sergi

Date: 12/13/2018 10:06:00 AM

when you eat curry , you run to the loo in a hurry! Great limerick, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/15/2018 6:48:00 PM

you sure can run to the can lol:-) hugs jan xx

Caycay Jennings

Date: 12/13/2018 7:40:00 AM

Ha Ha - what a pic to accompany your gas blast of a limerick! Nothing stinky about the talent behind the smells. I'm laughing. All the best ... CayCay

Jan Allison
Date: 12/15/2018 6:48:00 PM

thanks CayCay:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 12/12/2018 3:05:00 PM

This is hilarious, Jan, and so is the visual:) I suppose MeShell wasn't a smoker...a flame would have caused quite an explosion! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 12/12/2018 3:07:00 PM

lol Paul thankfully its fiction:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 12/12/2018 1:15:00 PM

Hey, I don't eat curry - but more beans, please :)

Jan Allison
Date: 12/12/2018 1:22:00 PM

Thanks so much Michelle, I love beans and sprouts but onions don't love me if I eat them but i love them especially fried and eaten with a juicy steak :-)hugs Jan xx

Dm Babbit

Date: 12/12/2018 11:10:00 AM

Cute. My little dog hasn't got a clue but after he eats and sleeps, the odors are peeyou.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/12/2018 1:21:00 PM

lol they don't half make a stink do they lol:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/12/2018 10:42:00 AM

LOL! I should be writing out my Christmas cards but can't help reading and writing. Be blessed and stay away from that neighbor.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/12/2018 1:17:00 PM

I've done most of the cards Just not had time for soup until just now:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 12/12/2018 8:05:00 AM

Well how do you do MeShell. Lol love it

Jan Allison
Date: 12/12/2018 1:17:00 PM

lol:-) Neither of my neighbours are called MeShell lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 12/12/2018 12:32:00 AM

LOL I am choking with laughter!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/12/2018 3:46:00 AM

hee hee:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 12/11/2018 11:26:00 PM

Eeek, my daughter's name is close...Michelle. it is an embarassing concern when a person has gas. Very funny Jan. : ) xxo

Jan Allison
Date: 12/12/2018 3:46:00 AM

Thanks Connie - even worse in a crowd when someone thinks its you:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 12/11/2018 6:46:00 PM

ha! very funny, jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/12/2018 3:45:00 AM

Thanks Ilene:-) hugs Jan xx

Bobby May

Date: 12/11/2018 5:04:00 PM

Ha! Ha! Ha! to funny Jan, I love it!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/11/2018 5:13:00 PM

Thanks Bobby:-) hugs Jan x

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/11/2018 4:43:00 PM

When I was growing up I thought ladies didn't do that sort of thing, How wrong was I lol. The pic looks like there was aftershock.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/11/2018 4:44:00 PM

ha ha ha, my friend Mary calls hers 'fluffets' which is so ladylike ... her late hubby did flumbos lol:-) hugs jan xx

Vegter Papyrus

Date: 12/11/2018 4:18:00 PM

Is not a good look on her...and i thought she was a cutie. Daaamit : ) Bear Huggz

Jan Allison
Date: 12/11/2018 4:19:00 PM

lol Vegter:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/11/2018 4:15:00 PM

Lol! Jan, This is funny. Where do you find your photos? They always seem to work so well with the poem:-) Alexus

Jan Allison
Date: 12/11/2018 4:18:00 PM

Wrote the poem then googled 'woman farting' and found this gem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 12/11/2018 3:03:00 PM

That photo is over the top Jan and the Limerick, hilarious! Sure this is fiction ?? Happy Tuesday xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 12/11/2018 3:06:00 PM

Sure is fiction Mike lol - when I saw the pic I had to use it ... n wonder she is in an empty room lol:-) hugs jan xx