Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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She's a Blast

Fart warning

My neighbour her name is MeShell
Her farts have a terrible smell
She eats curry and sprouts
In copious amounts
I greet her and then run like hell!

FICTION POEM

12/11/18

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Robert L. Hinshaw December 18, 2018 at 4:02 PM LOLS, Jan. I love great lims and this is a GREAT one - so witty. Glad you enjoyed the backstroking shark in the soup write. Bob Jan Allison December 18, 2018 at 4:06 PM I'm mid write about the shark lol:-) hugs Jan xx

John Gondolf December 16, 2018 at 4:54 PM Hahaha, sounds like MeShell needs to change her diet... good one, Jan, thanks for the laugh. John Jan Allison December 16, 2018 at 6:00 PM Thanks John, I think the hole in the ozone layer will get bigger with all the sprouts producing windy pops lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie December 15, 2018 at 6:43 PM G'day Jan … has anyone ever told her why she's still single - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison December 15, 2018 at 6:49 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Pashang Salehi December 14, 2018 at 1:28 AM LOL... Always... Happy Holidays... Jan Allison December 15, 2018 at 6:49 PM thanks my friend:-) hope you get time to write and paint I adored your last pic it was so so beautiful:-) hugs Jan xx

Ralph Sergi December 13, 2018 at 10:06 AM when you eat curry , you run to the loo in a hurry! Great limerick, Jan! Jan Allison December 15, 2018 at 6:48 PM you sure can run to the can lol:-) hugs jan xx

CayCay Godwin December 13, 2018 at 7:40 AM Ha Ha - what a pic to accompany your gas blast of a limerick! Nothing stinky about the talent behind the smells. I'm laughing. All the best ... CayCay Jan Allison December 15, 2018 at 6:48 PM thanks CayCay:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus December 12, 2018 at 3:05 PM This is hilarious, Jan, and so is the visual:) I suppose MeShell wasn't a smoker...a flame would have caused quite an explosion! Hugs // paul Jan Allison December 12, 2018 at 3:07 PM lol Paul thankfully its fiction:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner December 12, 2018 at 1:15 PM Hey, I don't eat curry - but more beans, please :) Jan Allison December 12, 2018 at 1:22 PM Thanks so much Michelle, I love beans and sprouts but onions don't love me if I eat them but i love them especially fried and eaten with a juicy steak :-)hugs Jan xx

DM Babbit December 12, 2018 at 11:10 AM Cute. My little dog hasn't got a clue but after he eats and sleeps, the odors are peeyou. Jan Allison December 12, 2018 at 1:21 PM lol they don't half make a stink do they lol:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues December 12, 2018 at 10:42 AM LOL! I should be writing out my Christmas cards but can't help reading and writing. Be blessed and stay away from that neighbor. Jan Allison December 12, 2018 at 1:17 PM I've done most of the cards Just not had time for soup until just now:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith December 12, 2018 at 8:05 AM Well how do you do MeShell. Lol love it Jan Allison December 12, 2018 at 1:17 PM lol:-) Neither of my neighbours are called MeShell lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso December 12, 2018 at 12:32 AM LOL I am choking with laughter!!! Jan Allison December 12, 2018 at 3:46 AM hee hee:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong December 11, 2018 at 11:26 PM Eeek, my daughter's name is close...Michelle. it is an embarassing concern when a person has gas. Very funny Jan. : ) xxo Jan Allison December 12, 2018 at 3:46 AM Thanks Connie - even worse in a crowd when someone thinks its you:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer December 11, 2018 at 6:46 PM ha! very funny, jan! Jan Allison December 12, 2018 at 3:45 AM Thanks Ilene:-) hugs Jan xx

Bobby May December 11, 2018 at 5:04 PM Ha! Ha! Ha! to funny Jan, I love it! Jan Allison December 11, 2018 at 5:13 PM Thanks Bobby:-) hugs Jan x

Tom Cunningham December 11, 2018 at 4:43 PM When I was growing up I thought ladies didn't do that sort of thing, How wrong was I lol. The pic looks like there was aftershock. Jan Allison December 11, 2018 at 4:44 PM ha ha ha, my friend Mary calls hers 'fluffets' which is so ladylike ... her late hubby did flumbos lol:-) hugs jan xx

Vegter Papyrus December 11, 2018 at 4:18 PM Is not a good look on her...and i thought she was a cutie. Daaamit : ) Bear Huggz Jan Allison December 11, 2018 at 4:19 PM lol Vegter:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. December 11, 2018 at 4:15 PM Lol! Jan, This is funny. Where do you find your photos? They always seem to work so well with the poem:-) Alexus Jan Allison December 11, 2018 at 4:18 PM Wrote the poem then googled 'woman farting' and found this gem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile December 11, 2018 at 3:03 PM That photo is over the top Jan and the Limerick, hilarious! Sure this is fiction ?? Happy Tuesday xxoo Jan Allison December 11, 2018 at 3:06 PM Sure is fiction Mike lol - when I saw the pic I had to use it ... n wonder she is in an empty room lol:-) hugs jan xx