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Sue found an impossible task, To ‘excavate’ wearing her mask, Now Sue cannot linger, With her little finger, To abstain has been a big ask Since childhood Sue’s ‘explored ‘her nose, Her secret’s one nobody knows, Sue’s now stopped the picking, The licking and flicking, It’s down to covid I suppose. 10/31/21

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Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 2/13/2021 6:48:00 AM

OMGosh Jan! I can't stop reading your poems this morning Linda :))

Jan Allison
Date: 3/15/2021 2:07:00 PM

sorry for the late reply, i do like to try and make folk smile:-) hugs jan xx

Lisle Ryder

Date: 2/4/2021 1:50:00 PM

My sister is Sue, but it's me with a bad habit!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/15/2021 2:07:00 PM

LOL thanks so much Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 2/3/2021 9:08:00 PM

Hello Jan … these masks have a multi-purpose effect. Another of your fine humorous limericks Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 3/15/2021 2:06:00 PM

thanks so much Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 2/3/2021 12:55:00 PM

The "picking" is bad enough, but the "licking and flicking" are outrageously funny, Jan. A Fave for my files...

Jan Allison
Date: 2/3/2021 5:06:00 PM

lol Carolyn I know some find my poems distasteful but this made a friend lol so much i had to post it on soup:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/2/2021 4:27:00 PM

haha. but can you imagine he had been doing that in public before? Sometimes I drive past people doing this. It's so funny.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/3/2021 5:05:00 PM

lol it is pretty rank lol:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/1/2021 4:41:00 PM

We can only hope that covid creates good habits!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/2/2021 12:07:00 PM

True Kim:-) i know one thing for sure the community on our Island has pulled together and worked hard and now once again we are covid free and back to near normal:-) huhs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 2/1/2021 11:23:00 AM

You have made many a mother's day with this one! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 12:18:00 PM

lol Rico, i know the subject is gross... but i dont let these things stop me lol lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 2/1/2021 10:56:00 AM

Lol!Jan, I find this to be gross and hilarious at the same time. Thanks for bringing the laughs; we most definitely need it:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 11:10:00 AM

thanks Alexis i know not everyone appreciates my humour lol:-) hugs jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 2/1/2021 5:37:00 AM

Making a funny of a serious situation is the best way to endure it. You came through on this one as usual. Thanks for reading my "Water on the Brain." And no I wasn't thinking of Handel's "Water Music" when I wrote it. / Maurice

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 6:07:00 AM

Thanks Maurice, we have actually come out of lockdown today, we went for a walk sans masks but it was natural to want to cross to the other side of the path when we saw people approaching us:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 2/1/2021 5:21:00 AM

That was awesome Jan! Thanks for the laugh and smile.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 5:23:00 AM

Thanks Mark I couldn't resist a snotty poem lol:-) hugs jan xx We are officially covid free and lockdown has ended for us... we are SO lucky:-) hugs Jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 1/31/2021 11:09:00 PM

At least it had some good effects. ~~

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 5:22:00 AM

thanks Victor:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 1/31/2021 10:22:00 PM

Funny, the mask has really put a damper on all sorts of things. Jan, enjoyed reading. Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 5:22:00 AM

so true Eve:-) hugs jan xx

Akkina Downing

Date: 1/31/2021 7:19:00 PM

LOL!! yes totally gross but hilarious. Jan, I always know where to go for a good laugh. Thank you always :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 5:22:00 AM

Thanks Akkina, i showed this to an on line pal before i posted it here and he laughed his socks off :-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 1/31/2021 7:07:00 PM

How do you hurt Sue's nose? -- Hit her in the finger. ~ Great Big Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts... lol, gw

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 5:20:00 AM

lol GW I know my humour is a bit gross but it sure makes folk smile:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 1/31/2021 6:52:00 PM

Ha ha, a good one Jan, the CDC says to stop picking our nose! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 5:20:00 AM

We are out of lockdown now... so free to pick and choose or is that chews ... yeuk lol:-) hugs Jan xx

J. Summers

Date: 1/31/2021 6:34:00 PM

This is totally disgusting on so many levels...including the picture. That’s what makes it so funny. Thanks for the laugh. John

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 5:19:00 AM

lol J Summers lol:-) hugs jan xx