She Must Have Been a Feminist - Text Version

This is what I'd call your genuine chauvinist - Not since I was ten years old, as far as I remember, has any woman turned my head ‘cause most the ones I’d meet Were down right hard to look at, but - last night - at Rowdy’s Bar - I took a shot and tried my best to sweep one off her feet. I let her see me look her up and down - then caught her eye - and, oh, my God…if looks could kill…I swear that woman’s glare Would have done me in for sure, and it got rather tricky… with only very limited opportunities to stare… To check that little heifer out, to see if she was shapely… if all the curves were wild enough - and where they need to be. But once I’d made my mind up she was worth a second try, I waited ‘til she once again was glancing back at me, Then blessed her with the biggest smile I’d thrown a girl in years. I figured she’d come runnin’, but that ornery little turd Instead huffed off in an angry rage, and as she stormed away, rather than throwing a smile back, she threw my *** the bird! She must have been a feminist - the type that hates all men - ‘cause all I did was “check ‘er out”, then throw the skag a smile, And when it comes to lettin’ some hussy turn my head again… Well…I can guarantee you…it’ll be a darn long while! BTW: I plan to post many of my AUDIO files on the soup over the next few months, most from my 4 new AUDIO-CDs, along with many more text files from my books of verse. (Only a few CDs and books left -- 1-11-21). Because, as with most academically undisciplined poets, depending entirely on the mood I’m in at writing time, my pieces vary greatly from meaninglessly comical to meaningfully poignant, and a few are, admittedly, irreverent. If you happen to enjoy “traditional verse” - and appreciate great variety, check out my website’s at: WWW,WRITEROFBOOKS.COM --- or Google me...after 58 years of penning verse and authoring childrens and suspense books, I’m easy to reach! I've also got a bunch of my verse posted on Youtube, and a few samples listed on Ebay, both findable by simply searching: "Mark Stellinga". Cheers, Mark Stellinga