She Doesn'T Want a Man

She doesn't want a man, she wants a hoody to wear
Be careful with girls, because as soon as you start a relationship with one, your hoodies are to share
If you don't have enough hoodies then she won't want to be there
Girls don't want a man, they just want to steal your hoodies so beware 

I've seen a lot of females post love quotes 
I've seen them say they want a man and to be hugged close
I'm not saying that they're lying about it
But they only seem interested in a man once his hood shows

The day I upgraded from regular man to a king
Was the day I realised girls only want one thing 
It's soft and warm and comes with a hood attached 
I don't miss my exes, but I miss the hoodies they didn't give back

Isn't it funny how they tell us that we have a one track mind
But they'll wear our hoody once, and then say "Sorry Babe, but now this hoody is mine" 
I hope you don't find this offensive, I'm just having fun instead of writing something serious 
But every female loves to steal hoodies from my experience 

She doesn't want a man, she wants a hoody to wear
Be careful with girls, because as soon as you start a relationship with one, your hoodies are to share
If you don't have enough hoodies then she won't want to be there
Girls don't want a man, they just want to steal your hoodies so beware
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Date: 6/23/2018 2:44:00 PM
Such truth, nothing like snuggling up in your partners hoodie!
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Alex Duffy
Date: 6/23/2018 4:06:00 PM
It's one of the few things I've came to realise during my past relationships, it seems all girls love stealing hoodies :)
Date: 6/14/2018 3:55:00 PM
lol this is funny, ty :)
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Alex Duffy
Date: 6/23/2018 4:05:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed it :)
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