She Doesn'T Want a Man

She doesn't want a man, she wants a hoody to wear Be careful with girls, because as soon as you start a relationship with one, your hoodies are to share If you don't have enough hoodies then she won't want to be there Girls don't want a man, they just want to steal your hoodies so beware I've seen a lot of females post love quotes I've seen them say they want a man and to be hugged close I'm not saying that they're lying about it But they only seem interested in a man once his hood shows The day I upgraded from regular man to a king Was the day I realised girls only want one thing It's soft and warm and comes with a hood attached I don't miss my exes, but I miss the hoodies they didn't give back Isn't it funny how they tell us that we have a one track mind But they'll wear our hoody once, and then say "Sorry Babe, but now this hoody is mine" I hope you don't find this offensive, I'm just having fun instead of writing something serious But every female loves to steal hoodies from my experience She doesn't want a man, she wants a hoody to wear Be careful with girls, because as soon as you start a relationship with one, your hoodies are to share If you don't have enough hoodies then she won't want to be there Girls don't want a man, they just want to steal your hoodies so beware