She Doesn'T Want a Man
She doesn't want a man, she wants a hoody to wear
Be careful with girls, because as soon as you start a relationship with one, your hoodies are to share
If you don't have enough hoodies then she won't want to be there
Girls don't want a man, they just want to steal your hoodies so beware
I've seen a lot of females post love quotes
I've seen them say they want a man and to be hugged close
I'm not saying that they're lying about it
But they only seem interested in a man once his hood shows
The day I upgraded from regular man to a king
Was the day I realised girls only want one thing
It's soft and warm and comes with a hood attached
I don't miss my exes, but I miss the hoodies they didn't give back
Isn't it funny how they tell us that we have a one track mind
But they'll wear our hoody once, and then say "Sorry Babe, but now this hoody is mine"
I hope you don't find this offensive, I'm just having fun instead of writing something serious
But every female loves to steal hoodies from my experience
She doesn't want a man, she wants a hoody to wear
Be careful with girls, because as soon as you start a relationship with one, your hoodies are to share
If you don't have enough hoodies then she won't want to be there
Girls don't want a man, they just want to steal your hoodies so beware
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