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Shake Yourself - Portmanteaus Contest

Man, you look fat Some manscaping a must Tight tee-shirt of grue colour Makes one want to puke This body was not bodacious Looked more like an emoticon on a chat site Diet and sexercise is needed To make a more delishful sight So come on man shake yourself Make your body a sight to behold Irregardless of your face Give me a smile of delight not a frown. Manscaping, Grue, Bodacious, Sexercise, Delishful, Irregardless. These are the Words I Used. penned 24 August 2014

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Date: 8/24/2014 11:14:00 AM
Great one for the contest Seren! Good luck!
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/24/2014 11:23:00 PM
Thanks Dr Upma, seren
Date: 8/24/2014 4:20:00 AM
This made me giggle Seren even though I am not familiar with a lot of the terms LOL:-) good luck with the contest. Hugs jan xxx
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Date: 8/24/2014 4:37:00 AM
Was hard to think of a poem using the strange words required. They are parts of two words . Have a go Jan ....Seren

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