Shake 'N Bake

At a galactic social greeting The universe had a major meeting Over an issue that needed some work Seems they'd all about had enough Of the bad boy on the block Commonly known as the Earth Seems he's caused quite the ruckus Since day one among us Is what most planets and stars had to say And when it comes to the Moon We've all but about lost our view Since Earth came along and got in the way Plus all of the loud noise From the parties to the wars The occupants should really quit it down Yes nothing's been the same Since the day the wild Earth came And settled in on this side of town From all of the rocket ships And circling of the sputniks It's like a giant game of dodge ball We have all tried to get along Holding hands, Kumbaya...well you know the song But this isn't working out at all Wondering what all they could do You simply can't turn the Earth loose Creating havoc from one end to the other There was not one single thought From any in the entire bunch As they all stared blankly at each other That is until the planet Mars The mischievous one of course Said I have an idea that just might work We'll all do something to upset the Sun When he flares the Earth blow up Then we can take all the left over dirt Where we'll fill in all the holes On the Moon with the Earth's soil Putting it back into original form And once that deed it is we do All of us and the new made up Moon Can enjoy the life we had before Earth came along ...so when you see the brightest light quickly kiss your butt goodbye as that flare soon enough will end the play can't say it hasn't been loads of fun once medium rare now very well done Kraft would be proud at this ultimate Shake 'N Bake