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Shady Lawyer

The Lawyer said "Wear this whiplash collar And from the judge we'll get mega dollar." I bent to pick up my purse And then he let out a curse. Said "If you bend don't forget to holler"

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/14/2013 7:20:00 PM

francine, I have a title for you: A mate for Moses!! Go, girl!!!

Liz Walsh

Date: 9/1/2010 8:37:00 AM

Great fun, Francine!

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 8/31/2010 6:21:00 PM

Francine, so true, so true. Made me really laugh with this clever and humorous Limerick. I could visualize it so well. Congratulations on your win.

Audrey Haick

Date: 8/30/2010 6:42:00 PM

A well-deserved 4th Place win, Francine! My congratulations. ...Peace, Audrey

James Fraser

Date: 8/30/2010 11:31:00 AM

Many congratulations Francine on your win in Carolyn's fine contest with this witty Limerick >> James

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 8/30/2010 5:12:00 AM

Congratulations Francine on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Lawyer Limericks". Love, Carol

Tahera Mannan

Date: 8/29/2010 10:42:00 PM

Really humourous and interesting. Many congrats for your win. Thanks for your kind comments.

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/29/2010 7:39:00 PM

Congrats on the win, Francine

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/29/2010 6:50:00 PM

VERY good win, Francine. Congratulations on your great limerick and win. LUv, Andrea

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 8/29/2010 1:46:00 PM

Congrats Francine on your big win in the Limerick contest.. enjoy my friend on this happy Sunday with luv..

Ralph Taylor

Date: 8/29/2010 1:17:00 PM

Congrats, Francine. Nice going. Ralph

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 8/29/2010 12:45:00 PM

Good one! Glad it placed so well for you.. BG

Timothy Brumley

Date: 8/29/2010 12:35:00 PM

Coaching the witness! Shame, shame! Don't forget to limp! Of course he won't forget to limp after his lawyer gets through extracting his 40% from his wallet! Congrats on you win Francine!

John Freeman

Date: 8/29/2010 12:12:00 PM

Congratulations, Francine, onyour fifth place victory. Agape, Moses

Joyce Johnson

Date: 8/29/2010 12:08:00 PM

Great limerick Francine. congratulations. Love, Joyce

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/29/2010 11:54:00 AM

Got a great laugh from reading this lawyer's instructions to his client. The last line's a hoot, Francine. Congratulations on your win! The competition was awesome and every contestant deserves a round of applause. Love, Carolyn

Nate D.

Date: 8/26/2010 9:58:00 PM

another awesome Lawyer Limerick entry, good luck in the contes.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/24/2010 10:57:00 PM

haha, and if ya bend over, he will stick it to you too! Good entry. LUv, Andrea

John Loving Iii

Date: 8/24/2010 2:24:00 PM

lol i gotta kick outta this one. john

John Rhinem

Date: 8/23/2010 8:31:00 PM

~ "My Love & Warmth to You & Yours Always," John! ~ Smile, "Have A Very Beautiful Evening Dear Francine Roberts, Amid The Pristine Love of 'Your' Native Canada's Land;" Bye Dear Lady!:) ~

John Rhinem

Date: 8/23/2010 8:28:00 PM

Smile ~ "You" made me laugh out loud "Dear Gifted & Lovely Francine Roberts!!!" ~ What a wonderful sense of humour and yet, so very true sometimes; the things lawyers and even some people will do for a dollar and yet, sadly, many sell their own hearts to feed their loved ones....Smile, I know; a spin-off take of this wonderful poems scenario ~ I hope that "Your Precious Heart" is doing perfectly dear lady and ~ ....Cont:)

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/23/2010 7:08:00 PM

:) Thanks for supporting my contest, Francine. Love, Carolyn

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/23/2010 6:42:00 PM

A nice humorous write, Francine. Good luck in the contest

Kris Walters

Date: 8/23/2010 6:38:00 PM

Ah! This is really clever- gotta get what you can, lol. Well done! Thank you for your kind comment on my poem! Best wishes- hugs, Kris

Carrie Richards

Date: 8/23/2010 5:45:00 PM

This is so funny.....Just like a skit for "Saturday Night Live" !!!!!!!!!! Good one, Francine!! Good luck! :)