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Shady Lawyer

The Lawyer said "Wear this whiplash collar
And from the judge we'll get mega dollar."
I bent to pick up my purse
And then he let out a curse.
Said "If you bend don't forget to holler"

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Andrea Dietrich

April 14, 2013 at 7:20 PM

francine, I have a title for you: A mate for Moses!! Go, girl!!!

Liz Walsh

September 1, 2010 at 8:37 AM

Great fun, Francine!

Connie Marcum Wong

August 31, 2010 at 6:21 PM

Francine, so true, so true. Made me really laugh with this clever and humorous Limerick. I could visualize it so well. Congratulations on your win.

Audrey Haick

August 30, 2010 at 6:42 PM

A well-deserved 4th Place win, Francine! My congratulations. ...Peace, Audrey

James Fraser

August 30, 2010 at 11:31 AM

Many congratulations Francine on your win in Carolyn's fine contest with this witty Limerick >> James

Carol Sunshine Brown

August 30, 2010 at 5:12 AM

Congratulations Francine on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Lawyer Limericks". Love, Carol

Tahera Mannan

August 29, 2010 at 10:42 PM

Really humourous and interesting. Many congrats for your win. Thanks for your kind comments.

Dr.Ram Mehta

August 29, 2010 at 7:39 PM

Congrats on the win, Francine

Andrea Dietrich

August 29, 2010 at 6:50 PM

VERY good win, Francine. Congratulations on your great limerick and win. LUv, Andrea

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

August 29, 2010 at 1:46 PM

Congrats Francine on your big win in the Limerick contest.. enjoy my friend on this happy Sunday with luv..

Ralph Taylor

August 29, 2010 at 1:17 PM

Congrats, Francine. Nice going. Ralph

Barbara Gorelick

August 29, 2010 at 12:45 PM

Good one! Glad it placed so well for you.. BG

Timothy Brumley

August 29, 2010 at 12:35 PM

Coaching the witness! Shame, shame! Don't forget to limp! Of course he won't forget to limp after his lawyer gets through extracting his 40% from his wallet! Congrats on you win Francine!

John Freeman

August 29, 2010 at 12:12 PM

Congratulations, Francine, onyour fifth place victory. Agape, Moses

Joyce Johnson

August 29, 2010 at 12:08 PM

Great limerick Francine. congratulations. Love, Joyce

Carolyn Devonshire

August 29, 2010 at 11:54 AM

Got a great laugh from reading this lawyer's instructions to his client. The last line's a hoot, Francine. Congratulations on your win! The competition was awesome and every contestant deserves a round of applause. Love, Carolyn

Nate D.

August 26, 2010 at 9:58 PM

another awesome Lawyer Limerick entry, good luck in the contes.

Andrea Dietrich

August 24, 2010 at 10:57 PM

haha, and if ya bend over, he will stick it to you too! Good entry. LUv, Andrea

John Loving Iii

August 24, 2010 at 2:24 PM

lol i gotta kick outta this one. john

John Rhinem

August 23, 2010 at 8:31 PM

~ "My Love & Warmth to You & Yours Always," John! ~ Smile, "Have A Very Beautiful Evening Dear Francine Roberts, Amid The Pristine Love of 'Your' Native Canada's Land;" Bye Dear Lady!:) ~

John Rhinem

August 23, 2010 at 8:28 PM

Smile ~ "You" made me laugh out loud "Dear Gifted & Lovely Francine Roberts!!!" ~ What a wonderful sense of humour and yet, so very true sometimes; the things lawyers and even some people will do for a dollar and yet, sadly, many sell their own hearts to feed their loved ones....Smile, I know; a spin-off take of this wonderful poems scenario ~ I hope that "Your Precious Heart" is doing perfectly dear lady and ~ ....Cont:)