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Folks know me as ‘poetry Jan’ But soupers I once was a man … In a very long op My male bits got the chop And I altered my name from Stan! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY SOUPERS!!!! 1st April 2018

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Marc Acrich

Date: 4/6/2018 3:30:00 PM

You got me I had my friend make a change it eas my bad luck to even know him he messed me soup we were in the stock market and i only brought him in since i thought he was smrt it all blew up in my face i lost my millins no kidding i ended up crying to daddy

Jan Allison
Date: 4/6/2018 3:34:00 PM

That is sad on so many levels Marc:-( hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 4/3/2018 4:47:00 PM

And aren't you from the 'Isle of Man?'...Or is my memory perhaps a bit wan? Ah! I'm thinking, no doubt, of Charlie Chan---a blimey bloke who started out in life as Senor Juan! LOL. Here's to fun and silliness, Jan! Best always, Ger-shan (No fool-an!)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/3/2018 4:50:00 PM

lol Gershon and yes you are correct I'm from the Isle of Man ... but i don't have 3 legs lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 4/3/2018 1:31:00 PM

Lol! Jan, This is one funny limerick for April Fools Day. Or is it Stan?:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 4/3/2018 1:33:00 PM

I'll answer to anything lol:-) hugs jan xx

Pashang Salehi

Date: 4/3/2018 2:27:00 AM

Hilarious...My Dear Stan :-) You are so great...

Jan Allison
Date: 4/3/2018 4:12:00 AM

Aww thanks Pashang:-) your soup mail and poem have made my day thank you so so much:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 4/2/2018 10:17:00 PM

So funny, Sadly when ever I get sex they never give me the change? Whats up with that?

Jan Allison
Date: 4/3/2018 4:11:00 AM

LOL Arthur:-) hugs Jan xx

Gary Smith

Date: 4/2/2018 6:38:00 PM

Laughing my head off :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/2/2018 6:42:00 PM

Glad i made you smile gary:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 4/2/2018 7:52:00 AM

Great one, Jan. I actually work with a Jan and he IS a male and he constantly signs his emails MR. Jan ...... xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 4/2/2018 7:54:00 AM

lol Mike we had a friend in Holland he was also Jan but it pronounced 'Yon' :-) hugs Jan xx

John Gondolf

Date: 4/2/2018 4:31:00 AM

Great April fools poem, Jan. John

Jan Allison
Date: 4/2/2018 7:08:00 AM

Thanks John, I hope no one read it and thought it was for real as initially I had a lot of reads and no comments lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 4/1/2018 9:26:00 PM

excellent write, Jan, your back to your old poems :) .. Hope you had a wonderful Easter...Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 4/2/2018 3:21:00 AM

Thanks Eve:-) Just a fun write for April Fool's day:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/1/2018 5:22:00 PM

Ha, I knew what you were doing here all along, Jan. GOOD idea for this fun day.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/1/2018 5:29:00 PM

You know me too well Andrea, there's no fooling you lol:-) hugs jan x

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 4/1/2018 5:16:00 PM

You are the queen of the salty swirly poems for sure!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/1/2018 5:28:00 PM

Thanks Caren:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 4/1/2018 2:29:00 PM

Could not wait for Karma? I think I must have been a lesbian nun in my last life and certainly miss all those opportunities in this life, but I suspect it shall all balance out at the end? Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 4/1/2018 2:33:00 PM

lol Rico I'm very happy in the skin I'm in, just a fun write for April fools day. i'd never want to change who i was:-) hugs Jan xx

Barry Stebbings

Date: 4/1/2018 2:14:00 PM

So funny, no way back there, Jan. lol. // Barry

Jan Allison
Date: 4/1/2018 2:15:00 PM

ha ha ha Barry gee I wonder if anyone does try and change back once the initial euphoria has worn off:-( hugs jan xx

Mick Talbot

Date: 4/1/2018 11:52:00 AM

Don't forget the flying penguins, Every April 1 their flight begins. Seen by many, Only on telly, Sliding on their bellies, gorgeous things... hugs Mick

Jan Allison
Date: 4/1/2018 12:00:00 PM

Oh gosh Mick i adore penguins and I've missed their flight today - I'll watch out for them next year:-( hugs jan xx