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They say old men have heart attacks
On top of nymphomaniacs
The wife says, "Honey,
Isn't that funny?
Let's do the research on such facts!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Krutsinger Avatar
March 17, 2022 at 2:24 AM
Your wife is a keeper!
Wolf Avatar
March 6, 2022 at 5:22 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha! Wonder how that 'research project' is going. Huff, huff. lol. Good one, Rico! ~ Gershon
Calasibetta Avatar
March 4, 2022 at 1:38 PM
She is bold, horny or just wants to kill him~very funny limerick. :)Paulette
George Avatar
March 3, 2022 at 6:22 PM
Poor husband.... Does she want him to die of a heart attack? Gave me a real chuckle,.....Rico ! :)
Kiser Avatar
March 3, 2022 at 3:54 PM
Haha, great Limerick.
Faulkner Avatar
March 3, 2022 at 2:41 PM
What we do in the name of science ;)
Leffanta Avatar
March 5, 2022 at 10:08 AM
or whom, as the case may be . . . .Aloha!
Dietrich Avatar
March 3, 2022 at 12:46 PM
so the wife is a nympho? Or is she gonna find one FOR him? Good one, rico.
Bauer Avatar
March 3, 2022 at 12:42 PM
ha! great poem, rico! thanks for the grin...
DiMino Avatar
March 3, 2022 at 12:29 PM
The best nagging:)
Hankins Avatar
March 3, 2022 at 12:06 PM
(chuckling) Yes, I'd say it's a good idea, and you might want to be careful how you share your information with your wife!
Cunningham Avatar
March 3, 2022 at 11:29 AM
Haha, at least they'd go with a big smile on their face. Tom
Y. Avatar
March 3, 2022 at 11:18 AM
Lol! Rico, He when out happy! Like always, I enjoyed the read. Have a nice day-Alexis
Kyser Avatar
March 3, 2022 at 10:27 AM
Prepare for the time of your life, // But first remove every sharp knife, // Or the latter part, going, // Is all you’ll be knowing, // If that nympho isn’t your wife!
Leffanta Avatar
March 3, 2022 at 10:58 AM
Enjoyed, although not every nympho shears rams . . . .Aloha!
Roper Avatar
March 3, 2022 at 10:06 AM
hahaha.... Poor Rico, wife wants to get rid of you :)
Leffanta Avatar
March 3, 2022 at 10:26 AM
But what a way to go! Aloha!
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