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Santa's Visit

Santa Claus was delivering toys in a sleigh The jolly ol' fellow was singing, "Hey hey hey." But Saint Nick was outed When his reindeer shouted Zipper's open! Your jingle bells are on display! He cracked the whip over Rudolph's red nose Landed the sleigh on a roof, then arose Down a chimney he went Got stuck on his descent Crawled out after taking off all his clothes Is Kris Kringle a perverted flasher If that's the case, I'll become his basher Is that why he brings toys To little girls and boys I took aim as he exclaimed, "ON DASHER!"

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/14/2023 1:27:00 PM

I found this quite humorous, Lin. For me it's a top place!

Terry Flood

Date: 12/13/2023 4:37:00 PM

Oh, the old broken zipper gag, followed by the stark naked routine. Happened to me in a cheap motel. Or was that just a dream… I mean… nightmare? Congrats on your win, Lin

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/13/2023 12:34:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. A creative/fun "Santa's Visit" write. Should this one be labeled "R"??? Have a fun day...........

Lin Lane
Date: 12/13/2023 12:58:00 PM

I think not, Paula. Santa is said to be a titch rotund so I’m thinking an open zipper would not divulge a bulge. Lol Thanks.

Jay Narain

Date: 12/13/2023 9:52:00 AM

Lol. Nice one. Congrats on win.

Lin Lane
Date: 12/13/2023 12:57:00 PM

Thanks a bunch, Jay

Joseph May

Date: 12/13/2023 7:17:00 AM

Lol, He needed bashing if he was flashing, Congrats on your win Lin

Brian Sambourne

Date: 12/20/2021 7:14:00 PM

Terrific! A joyful read throughout. It rang my bells - the one's jingling in these holly red Canadian bones. Best of the season. Sincerely, Brian

Lin Lane
Date: 12/20/2021 11:06:00 PM

Thanks for reading and leaving me such a fun comment, Brian.

Gail Debole

Date: 12/20/2021 4:51:00 PM

Thanks for the laughs! Didn't know that Santa was such a rascal. I enjoyed your unique spin.

Lin Lane
Date: 12/20/2021 11:05:00 PM

Thanks a lot, Gail.

Andy Chunn

Date: 12/15/2021 9:04:00 PM

This one made me chuckle. Nicely done. I may never think of Santa the same again.

Lin Lane
Date: 12/15/2021 10:42:00 PM

Oh, I am so sorry for the imagery I've left with you. ha ha Thank you, Andy.

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/15/2021 7:49:00 AM

Ohhh noooo! “Santa you put those clothes back on. The kids don’t need those toys. Save them for Mrs. Claus!”

Lin Lane
Date: 12/15/2021 9:13:00 AM

lol Kim!. That's funnier than my limericks! Thanks.

Bill Baker

Date: 12/14/2021 5:16:00 PM

Now that some funny holiday cheer Lin. didn't know you had that in you. Ho Ho Ho Bill

Lin Lane
Date: 12/15/2021 5:36:00 AM

Thanks, Bill. Oh, there are many facets to my personality.

Jan Allison

Date: 12/14/2021 2:00:00 PM

absolutely hilarious Lin I have tears of laughter lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 12/15/2021 5:36:00 AM

There's so much to use to make fun of Santa. ha Thanks, Jan.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/14/2021 10:50:00 AM

Bet those jingle bells were blue lol Tom

Lin Lane
Date: 12/15/2021 5:35:00 AM

HA ha...I thought about using that, but I chickened out. So, Tom, thank you for the imagery.

Rico Leffanta

Date: 12/14/2021 10:49:00 AM

A modern view indeed! Aloha!

Lin Lane
Date: 12/15/2021 5:34:00 AM

Something a little off the wall for fun. Thanks, Rico.

L Milton Hankins

Date: 12/14/2021 10:35:00 AM

Oh my, now that's something I never thought about. LOL. Very funny, Lin. I enjoyed it!

Lin Lane
Date: 12/15/2021 5:34:00 AM

Thanks, Milt. I glad you liked them.

David Kavanagh

Date: 12/14/2021 10:19:00 AM

Madcap humour Lin, exactly what a good Limerick needs, and you served up a nice triptych here, lol cheers David

Lin Lane
Date: 12/15/2021 5:34:00 AM

Thanks so much for the thumbs up, David. They were fun to write.