Lin Lane Poet Limerick

Santa's Visit

Santa Claus was delivering toys in a sleigh
The jolly ol' fellow was singing, "Hey hey hey."
But Saint Nick was outed
When his reindeer shouted
Zipper's open! Your jingle bells are on display!

He cracked the whip over Rudolph's red nose
Landed the sleigh on a roof, then arose
Down a chimney he went
Got stuck on his descent
Crawled out after taking off all his clothes

Is Kris Kringle a perverted flasher
If that's the case, I'll become his basher
Is that why he brings toys
To little girls and boys
I took aim as he exclaimed, "ON DASHER!"

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Andrea Dietrich December 14, 2023 at 1:27 PM I found this quite humorous, Lin. For me it's a top place!

Terry Flood December 13, 2023 at 4:37 PM Oh, the old broken zipper gag, followed by the stark naked routine. Happened to me in a cheap motel. Or was that just a dream… I mean… nightmare? Congrats on your win, Lin

Paula Goldsmith December 13, 2023 at 12:34 PM Congratulations on your win. A creative/fun "Santa's Visit" write. Should this one be labeled "R"??? Have a fun day........... Lin Lane December 13, 2023 at 12:58 PM I think not, Paula. Santa is said to be a titch rotund so I’m thinking an open zipper would not divulge a bulge. Lol Thanks.

Jay Narain December 13, 2023 at 9:52 AM Lol. Nice one. Congrats on win. Lin Lane December 13, 2023 at 12:57 PM Thanks a bunch, Jay

Joseph May December 13, 2023 at 7:17 AM Lol, He needed bashing if he was flashing, Congrats on your win Lin

Brian Sambourne December 20, 2021 at 7:14 PM Terrific! A joyful read throughout. It rang my bells - the one's jingling in these holly red Canadian bones. Best of the season. Sincerely, Brian Lin Lane December 20, 2021 at 11:06 PM Thanks for reading and leaving me such a fun comment, Brian.

Gail Debole December 20, 2021 at 4:51 PM Thanks for the laughs! Didn't know that Santa was such a rascal. I enjoyed your unique spin. Lin Lane December 20, 2021 at 11:05 PM Thanks a lot, Gail.

Andy Chunn December 15, 2021 at 9:04 PM This one made me chuckle. Nicely done. I may never think of Santa the same again. Lin Lane December 15, 2021 at 10:42 PM Oh, I am so sorry for the imagery I've left with you. ha ha Thank you, Andy.

Kim Rodrigues December 15, 2021 at 7:49 AM Ohhh noooo! “Santa you put those clothes back on. The kids don’t need those toys. Save them for Mrs. Claus!” Lin Lane December 15, 2021 at 9:13 AM lol Kim!. That's funnier than my limericks! Thanks.

Bill Baker December 14, 2021 at 5:16 PM Now that some funny holiday cheer Lin. didn't know you had that in you. Ho Ho Ho Bill Lin Lane December 15, 2021 at 5:36 AM Thanks, Bill. Oh, there are many facets to my personality.

Jan Allison December 14, 2021 at 2:00 PM absolutely hilarious Lin I have tears of laughter lol:-) hugs Jan xx Lin Lane December 15, 2021 at 5:36 AM There's so much to use to make fun of Santa. ha Thanks, Jan.

Tom Cunningham December 14, 2021 at 10:50 AM Bet those jingle bells were blue lol Tom Lin Lane December 15, 2021 at 5:35 AM HA ha...I thought about using that, but I chickened out. So, Tom, thank you for the imagery.

Rico Leffanta December 14, 2021 at 10:49 AM A modern view indeed! Aloha! Lin Lane December 15, 2021 at 5:34 AM Something a little off the wall for fun. Thanks, Rico.

L Milton Hankins December 14, 2021 at 10:35 AM Oh my, now that's something I never thought about. LOL. Very funny, Lin. I enjoyed it! Lin Lane December 15, 2021 at 5:34 AM Thanks, Milt. I glad you liked them.

David Kavanagh December 14, 2021 at 10:19 AM Madcap humour Lin, exactly what a good Limerick needs, and you served up a nice triptych here, lol cheers David Lin Lane December 15, 2021 at 5:34 AM Thanks so much for the thumbs up, David. They were fun to write.