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Santa-Cide

[Jenna recently described Santa’s job spec. I said I fancied the job… and then Tom killed him. Well I couldn’t take that lying down!] [[by the way… say ‘chance’ like you’re American, unless you are American, In which case, say it like you’re you]] * So Santa is dead or so it is said Tom C left Soup Creek to ‘put him to bed’ It’s a cold hard truth That up on the roof ‘You’re taking a dive,’ he angrily said Mr Red’s vacated his position I will step up with one precondition I want gin not brandy And if I get randy An elf-ess with no inhibition What is Cunningham's hidden agenda Did he hope he would be a contender He ain’t got a chance My ass fits the pants Mr C is a bare faced pretender But this is a time of goodwill And warm hearts in spite of the chill This note that I’ve found Says free drinks all round And Tom C is paying the bill

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Date: 11/30/2022 11:59:00 AM
Great humor, Terry. And the title is fantastic
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Terry Flood
Date: 12/4/2022 10:44:00 AM
Thanks, Andrea. Don’t know why, but I never got that free drink from Mr C. Terry
Date: 11/30/2022 3:18:00 AM
LMAO! This is too funny, Terry. Love this battle "tween you and Tom. Great laughs and good stuff. Just afraid Santa may not be visiting the both of you this year (lol) Charlie
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Terry Flood
Date: 11/30/2022 6:58:00 AM
Thank you, Charlie. Have to say, if I didn’t have access to my own band of superheroes, I’d be wondering if I’d have to spend Christmas in hiding. Glad you find the ‘Soup Wars’ so entertaining. ;-) Terry
Date: 11/30/2022 1:47:00 AM
Well, well, well, really awesome ones, Terry:) I had a good laugh:)
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Terry Flood
Date: 11/30/2022 6:52:00 AM
Thanks, Jo. My innocent little poem has led to some dark goings on. I’m appearing on a wanted poster near you soon. Gulp!
Date: 11/29/2022 2:23:00 PM
Ha Terry, I know I commented on this right after watching the World Cup, but it's disappeared. I guess the best way to comment again would be to have you read my latest post... Santa Lives.
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Terry Flood
Date: 11/29/2022 3:18:00 PM
I’ve read your testimony, Jenna, I can only say that if Santa is alive, he knows the truth, but if the Mayor of Soup Creek is alive he’s about 200 years old and may prove to be an unreliable witness. But I can’t send an old man to jail, so I’ll just take him up on that free drink… mines a treble!
Date: 11/29/2022 2:09:00 PM
ah, now i understand the poems that came later. this is great, terry - perfect limericks and delightful humor plus a warm cozy ending (which poor tom may not appreciate, but the rest of us will)...
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Terry Flood
Date: 11/29/2022 3:20:00 PM
Seems it’s Hobson’s choice, Ilene. Either I go down or I let a 200 year old dignitary go down. Ah, it’s the season of goodwill… I’ll refuse to testify. Ha ha! Terry
Date: 11/29/2022 1:56:00 PM
Lol Terry, you've been spotted by a drone, there's a price on your head. We have proof it was you who pushed him off the roof haha. Tom
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/29/2022 11:10:00 PM
Lol and who might that be I ask, Lord Lucan or Prince Andrew, mmmm not what I'd call reliable witnesses
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Terry Flood
Date: 11/29/2022 3:02:00 PM
Those old Wild West drones weren’t up to much. Grainy sepia tint images will never stand up on court. Besides, I understand Santa lives… I call my first witness.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/29/2022 2:06:00 PM
I've responded with a wanted dead or alive. The feds are on your trail.
Date: 11/29/2022 11:55:00 AM
Tom seemed to kill Santa last time. Enjoyed your poem. Many blessings my friend
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Terry Flood
Date: 11/29/2022 12:51:00 PM
Poor Santa gets it in the neck every year. No wonder he takes the rest of the year off. Thanks, Eve. Terry
Date: 11/29/2022 11:31:00 AM
Oh dear...this is hilarious, and I can hardly wait to see how Tom C and Jenna follow-up.
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Terry Flood
Date: 11/29/2022 3:33:00 PM
I seem to be involved in a conspiracy… Free the Isle-of-Wight One!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/29/2022 2:25:00 PM
We have Milton, Soup Creek style.
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Terry Flood
Date: 11/29/2022 11:42:00 AM
Glad you enjoyed, Milt. Actually happened just as my foreword said. Ha ha. Terry
Date: 11/29/2022 11:00:00 AM
I'm dying of laughter!!! So so good :-)
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Becky Forbes
Date: 11/29/2022 11:08:00 AM
Being American, I read "chants" and it works perfectly :-)
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Terry Flood
Date: 11/29/2022 11:04:00 AM
Thanks, Becky. I forgot to recommend the American pronunciation of ‘chance’ (chants). Glad you enjoyed. Terry

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