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Saddle Up Them Deer!

Santa Claus has been unemployed all year On the dole watching TV drinking beer Ms. Claus was going berserk Its Christmas time you fat jerk Get off your duff and saddle up them deer Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved Placed No. 1 in Francine Roberts "Christmas" Contest - December 2010

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Date: 2/2/2011 8:32:00 AM
Robert Hinshaw's poetry sings, and it's his work that caused me to join.
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Date: 1/5/2011 9:58:00 AM
Hi Robert. No wonder this won. You still ride the range, albeit with reindeer. Good one. Eamon
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Date: 12/10/2010 9:32:00 AM
ah huh!!! Thanks for the laugh Bob! Light & Love
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Date: 12/6/2010 9:03:00 PM
LOVED IT!! Congatulations, Robert!
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Date: 12/6/2010 3:40:00 PM
Great one Robert. Congratulations on your no. 1 with this one. Love, Joyce
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Date: 12/6/2010 11:12:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Francine's first contest Bob. Love, Carol
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Date: 12/6/2010 5:01:00 AM
Congrats on your great win, Bob. Excellent. Well deserved. Ralphie
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Date: 12/6/2010 3:34:00 AM
Congratulations on your 1st place win. God Bless. Leon
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Date: 12/5/2010 10:53:00 PM
Well done, Robert, congratulations on your big win for this contest. (^_^) Noel.
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Date: 12/5/2010 3:31:00 PM
Good one..I understand Mrs. Claus..Congratulations on your win..Sara
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Date: 12/5/2010 5:05:00 AM
Congrats Bob in your 1st place win in Francine's first contest... well done
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Date: 12/5/2010 4:33:00 AM
Congrats Bob on your first place win in Francine's contest my friend.. a delightful entry ..bravo ..with luv..
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Date: 12/4/2010 4:27:00 PM
Big congratulations on taking the top spot, Bob! Great write! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 12/4/2010 4:17:00 PM
Surfing and I found this winner of yours Rob.. a hearty congrats to you ..you look good as #1 !!
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Date: 12/4/2010 3:55:00 PM
Charming poem My Friend. Congratulations on your first place honor. Agape, Moses
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Date: 12/4/2010 3:52:00 PM
Congratulations on first place, Robert, with this wonderful Christmas poem~~
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Date: 12/4/2010 3:39:00 PM
Hooray for you and this funny poem, Robert!! A great 1st place entry!! :) Congratulations!!
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Date: 12/4/2010 2:37:00 PM
every time I read it I laughed out loud, congrats on your first place win in my contest Bob, I appreciate the support
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Date: 12/2/2010 11:44:00 AM
I wish that I could vivify my comments to you and to all better. But I end up babbling and making no sense. So, I will leave you a message today letting you know I did read your poetry and I enjoyed it. I love reading poetry and the poets here are so talented. Have a wonderful day Bob. Love, Carol
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Date: 12/2/2010 11:00:00 AM
Hey Bob, I absolutely enjoyed your witty limerick tonight, thank you for your comment on my Tanka.. Wishing you and your family a blessed Christmas ;)
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Date: 12/2/2010 9:44:00 AM
Santa may be in for a surprise, Bob! Unemployment benefits extensions haven't been approved by Congress, so he best saddle up them deer. A very witty entry for Francine's contest and you know I always hope to see your poems in the winners' circle. Wishing you success (even if you're leaving us behind to take that cruise -- the green-eyed monster rears her ugly head). Love, Carolyn
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Date: 12/2/2010 9:27:00 AM
lol, loved the humor here. I wish you and your family a Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday, too:)
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Date: 12/2/2010 5:12:00 AM
Unique humor on the unemployed Santa, Bob
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Date: 12/1/2010 10:11:00 PM
AWESOME, a sure bet to win!!
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Date: 12/1/2010 4:24:00 PM
That's funny, Bob!! Good luck in Francine's contest. Hope her first contest is a big success and you have a very good entry. Thanks for stopping by.
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