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Saddle Up Them Deer!

Santa Claus has been unemployed all year

On the dole watching TV drinking beer

Ms. Claus was going berserk

Its Christmas time you fat jerk

Get off your duff and saddle up them deer

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Placed No. 1 in Francine Roberts "Christmas" Contest - December 2010

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John Truitt Date: 2/2/2011 8:32:00 AM Robert Hinshaw's poetry sings, and it's his work that caused me to join. Login to Reply

Eamon Duffin Date: 1/5/2011 9:58:00 AM Hi Robert. No wonder this won. You still ride the range, albeit with reindeer. Good one. Eamon Login to Reply

Debbie Guzzi Date: 12/10/2010 9:32:00 AM ah huh!!! Thanks for the laugh Bob! Light & Love Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/6/2010 9:03:00 PM LOVED IT!! Congatulations, Robert! Login to Reply

Joyce Johnson Date: 12/6/2010 3:40:00 PM Great one Robert. Congratulations on your no. 1 with this one. Love, Joyce Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 12/6/2010 11:12:00 AM Congratulations on your win in Francine's first contest Bob. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Ralph Taylor Date: 12/6/2010 5:01:00 AM Congrats on your great win, Bob. Excellent. Well deserved. Ralphie Login to Reply

Leon Wilson Date: 12/6/2010 3:34:00 AM Congratulations on your 1st place win. God Bless. Leon Login to Reply

Noel Villarosa Date: 12/5/2010 10:53:00 PM Well done, Robert, congratulations on your big win for this contest. (^_^) Noel. Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 12/5/2010 3:31:00 PM Good one..I understand Mrs. Claus..Congratulations on your win..Sara Login to Reply

Michael J. Falotico Date: 12/5/2010 5:05:00 AM Congrats Bob in your 1st place win in Francine's first contest... well done Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 12/5/2010 4:33:00 AM Congrats Bob on your first place win in Francine's contest my friend.. a delightful entry ..bravo ..with luv.. Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 12/4/2010 4:27:00 PM Big congratulations on taking the top spot, Bob! Great write! Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Robert A. Dufresne Date: 12/4/2010 4:17:00 PM Surfing and I found this winner of yours Rob.. a hearty congrats to you ..you look good as #1 !! Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 12/4/2010 3:55:00 PM Charming poem My Friend. Congratulations on your first place honor. Agape, Moses Login to Reply

Constance La France Date: 12/4/2010 3:52:00 PM Congratulations on first place, Robert, with this wonderful Christmas poem~~ Login to Reply

Carrie Richards Date: 12/4/2010 3:39:00 PM Hooray for you and this funny poem, Robert!! A great 1st place entry!! :) Congratulations!! Login to Reply

Francine Roberts Date: 12/4/2010 2:37:00 PM every time I read it I laughed out loud, congrats on your first place win in my contest Bob, I appreciate the support Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 12/2/2010 11:44:00 AM I wish that I could vivify my comments to you and to all better. But I end up babbling and making no sense. So, I will leave you a message today letting you know I did read your poetry and I enjoyed it. I love reading poetry and the poets here are so talented. Have a wonderful day Bob. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Wilma Neels Date: 12/2/2010 11:00:00 AM Hey Bob, I absolutely enjoyed your witty limerick tonight, thank you for your comment on my Tanka.. Wishing you and your family a blessed Christmas ;) Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 12/2/2010 9:44:00 AM Santa may be in for a surprise, Bob! Unemployment benefits extensions haven't been approved by Congress, so he best saddle up them deer. A very witty entry for Francine's contest and you know I always hope to see your poems in the winners' circle. Wishing you success (even if you're leaving us behind to take that cruise -- the green-eyed monster rears her ugly head). Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Sheri Fresonke Harper Date: 12/2/2010 9:27:00 AM lol, loved the humor here. I wish you and your family a Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday, too:) Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 12/2/2010 5:12:00 AM Unique humor on the unemployed Santa, Bob Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/1/2010 10:11:00 PM AWESOME, a sure bet to win!! Login to Reply

Diane Locksley Date: 12/1/2010 4:24:00 PM That's funny, Bob!! Good luck in Francine's contest. Hope her first contest is a big success and you have a very good entry. Thanks for stopping by. Login to Reply