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Inspired by Joseph May! 11/13/24

 

ROCKET MAN - FOR JOSEPH MAY

Trump Tosa and his musky rat
Top buddies - (we’ll see about that)
Trump’s proved he’s not quitter
Counting votes from X (twitter)
Next Potus should be Democrat!

Con Trumpster has fallen from grace
He’s pleading  “Launch me in to space”
Send me off to Mars
I’ll escape prison bars
And Musk Rat has a smile on his face!

Soon spaceman Trumpy’s in a rocket
‘Pal’ Elon tampers with a sprocket
What Trumpy doesn’t know
He on a one way show
The ‘return’ button’s in musk rat’s pocket! 

But sadly, this poem’s a dream
Trumps got ‘Musky Rat’ on his team
The earth is in crisis
These guys roll the dices
I’m sorry for letting off steam!

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Joe Maverick December 22, 2024 at 1:45 PM Of course I beleive some politicans Others not' Do I? I mean trump-biden team??both presided over the ukraine There are nato troops massing on the borders there now main..Err I mean drainstream media, are trying To work out the storyline as I type Of Course' Russia invaded and Con-vid killed 200,000 A retreat on the news?? But no they're fighting away. No masks Btw.' Well they'd get puffed out..Yes I beleive in Many things.' After I have checked the Facts.' LOL FB .' Best for Christmas Jan.)

Andrea Dietrich December 9, 2024 at 12:28 AM Be sure to put the Biden Wankers on the launch pad as well. Joe Maverick December 22, 2024 at 1:26 PM What a world we live in Andrea.? I think it's certainly a prime spot For said deviants, and Jan has the power ( from the astro-gas ) Rocket thing-umy i dont think washington is going there anyways.?

Duke Beaufort November 28, 2024 at 6:47 AM Jan, great poem. You point out that they are not really friends, but temporary allies who will stab each other in the back as the situation changes. Making me laugh! They are interested in lining their own pockets at our expense and setting up an exclusive colony on Mars. Musk stands to make more money than god in this endeavor and will try to disassemble the government as needed in order to fund it. The whole crazy idea and bunker mentality reek of some kind of psychotic insanity.

Eileen Manassian November 22, 2024 at 6:12 PM It's hard to believe that he won by such a great majority. Unbelievable. I wonder what the next four years will have in store, not just for the US, but for the world. Clever poem... let off steam, dear. It's necessary for survival.

Mike Gentile November 19, 2024 at 4:29 AM If only it were not a dream Jan! Alas instead, a nightmare has descended!! Great one! Happy Tuesday xxoo

Charles Messina November 18, 2024 at 3:08 AM LOL- Too funny, Jan. Love this! Hugs Charlie

Tania Kitchin November 16, 2024 at 10:56 AM Jan, haha, a great limerick collection. -hugs

Jim Healey November 15, 2024 at 11:16 AM Ah, but it's such a nice dream! A great little way to blow off steam. With these subjects, I've written a stint. But what I wrote ain't fit to print! Great job, as always, Jan. Take care.

David Crandall November 15, 2024 at 10:33 AM Clever and funny Jan. It's good that you can blow off steam lightly. I need something like this, as I'm filled with dread.

Arthur Vaso November 15, 2024 at 12:25 AM Hilarious, never would I trust 2 men who support Genocide, Zionists committing massacres and the destruction of humanity and integrity, lets send them to space and free Palestine!

David Kavanagh November 14, 2024 at 10:44 AM We all got to let off a little steam Jan, or in your case a vapour trail into space, some great sarcastically biting Limericks here, just like they should be, cheers David

Victor Buhagiar November 14, 2024 at 9:08 AM Lol, that's democracy at work. Hugs.

Anne-Lise Andresen November 14, 2024 at 2:04 AM - Send him into space ... he can take all his friends with him - without a return button of course - Hope all the crap doesn't fall to earth :) - "Give Me A Minute Or Two Pinocchio" ... is one of my last poems about the same person - Excellent writing, Jan :) - hugs

Tom Cunningham November 13, 2024 at 10:03 PM Lol, is there room for rocket man Kim Jong and Putin, just asking for a friend haha. Tom

Michael Tor November 13, 2024 at 7:39 PM Jan it's ok let off steam it is good for the soul. Love your comedic mind...

Lin Lane November 13, 2024 at 3:58 PM ha Jan. I could write about those two and a couple more that I'd like to see shot into space.

Joseph May November 13, 2024 at 3:36 PM Haha, a fitting title Jan, love it, thanks, hugs Jan Allison November 13, 2024 at 3:52 PM well i launched him into space as we discussed lol - a one way ticket! ( if only!!!) hugs Jan xx

Karen Jones November 13, 2024 at 3:17 PM No apology needed. Art often imitates life and even if it’s not ideal it is important to use your voice! Jan Allison November 13, 2024 at 3:26 PM Thanks Karen, it truly is a worry for the world with the pair of them and musk rat being his lap dog and they are both unpredictable but i believe the tide will turn with their friendship! hugs jan xx