Rivals Good Sex
Used to ride my bike every morning
Five miles round our complex
Got pretty high from this morning workout
It even rivalled good sex
Okay, okay, I'm gonna take that back
After thoughtful consideration
What was I thinking to say such a thing
But need both in moderation
Especially now that I'm a senior citizen
This bod has trouble getting up
And I really mean that quite literally, friends
Think young but this guy's no pup
Ever heard of someone dying during sex?
I suppose it's happened before
Especially if the sex is very rambunctious
And you both wind up on the floor
How amazing if that was your last act
Before reaching the Pearly Gates up there
Need to tidy up your appearance though
Put your pants on and straighten your hair
Used to ride my bike every morning
But that's now a thing of the past
Lucky to put my two feet in my pants
Without falling down on my ass!
© Jack Ellison 2013
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2013
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