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Right On Cue - Bawdy Limerick

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A surprise anniversary gift, Caused giggles, which gave me such a lift, If I was a nun, I sure could have fun, A cucumber .. if you get my drift! My lovely friend Chris gave me a bag with some chocolates and a card and carefully wrapped in white tissue paper was a 9 inch cucumber which her husband had grown - it certainly made me giggle! 06/22/20

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 6/25/2020 1:25:00 AM

G'day Jan … I'd like to say I don't understand your limerick; but I do - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 6/25/2020 4:09:00 AM

lol Lindsay:-) as from today apart from the border being closed we have no restrictions and I can visit mum in her care home without an appointment and give her a hug!:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/24/2020 6:23:00 PM

which her husband had grown. Now THAT is the part I found most humorous hahaha

Jan Allison
Date: 6/24/2020 6:31:00 PM

lol:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 6/23/2020 11:10:00 PM

Gosh, whatever could you be thinking? lol. J.A. does it again! :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 6/24/2020 2:44:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Pandita Sietesantos

Date: 6/23/2020 3:50:00 PM

Hahahaha - I enjoyed reading this hilarious Limerick which has me in stitches! I needed a good laugh today and you gave it to me! Thank you - I Love it! Love and hugs. Pandita

Jan Allison
Date: 6/23/2020 4:51:00 PM

Glad I made you smile Pandita - we are in need of more humour in our lives especially at the moment:-) hugs Jan x

Rico Leffanta

Date: 6/23/2020 3:07:00 PM

Instantly reminded me of that quiz show contestant who was asked, "After your wedding and you were finally alone with your husband, what did you say to him?" and she responded, "Ah, gee; that an hard one!" Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 6/23/2020 4:50:00 PM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 6/23/2020 2:08:00 PM

I can't stop laughing. This is one of your funniest limericks, Jan, and you surely know how to write them. There is an ad for an erectile dysfunction medication on TV and they use a cucumber to illustrate it. Quite bold, eh? Enjoyed your poem very much. Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 6/23/2020 2:28:00 PM

ha ha ha i didn't know about the ad, I met my pal Chris today we still had a giggle over the cucumber gift wrapped in white tissue paper, she knew i would have to write a poem about it lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 6/23/2020 12:08:00 PM

OH DEAR! ;) Jan!!! That is a cute limerick. It's a surprising gift, but...one that can be put to many uses. Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 6/23/2020 12:19:00 PM

yes i will make raita with it lol:-) hugs jan xx

S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri

Date: 6/23/2020 9:50:00 AM

Hmm lol lol gahh, cucumber on anniversary eh makes me giggle too like I read of someone saying they saw a cucumber in a bridal shower too so hmm hmm tongue in cheek winks winks. Kudos. ---- ............Plz pleez do read and comment my newest piece, a prose and do also read the articles and data I have copy pasted in comment section below that poem so you can corroborate the matter further.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/23/2020 12:18:00 PM

I will drop by thanks for your comment:-) hugs jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 6/23/2020 7:11:00 AM

a jug of wine, a loaf of bread and a CUCUMBER......OH GOD YES!!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/23/2020 9:24:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) of course man cannot live by bread alone so need the wine an cucumber lol:-) hugs jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 6/22/2020 10:56:00 PM

I bet it made you giggle Jan. How funny! Lol xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 6/23/2020 3:10:00 AM

it made my dad lol:-) hugs jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 6/22/2020 10:47:00 PM

My oh my - hope you get a tickle out of your pickle (not a pickle, I know!)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/23/2020 3:10:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 6/22/2020 6:09:00 PM

A fantastic limerick about a special nun.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/22/2020 6:18:00 PM

thanks Caren:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 6/22/2020 5:53:00 PM

Ha ha Jan, you always make me laugh and brighten my day. Very cute and funny! hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 6/22/2020 6:18:00 PM

Chris knew i wouldnt be able to resist writing a poem about this lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 6/22/2020 5:38:00 PM

Haha, well they say size is everything, A thoughtful gift (snigger)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/22/2020 6:17:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

John Watt

Date: 6/22/2020 4:59:00 PM

Now what's so funny about a 9" cucumber? (*wink, wink, just kidding*) Loved the cue pun in the title, too. Thanks for sharing another grin and giggle, dear Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/22/2020 5:02:00 PM

Chris knew i wouldn't be able to resist writing a cheeky little poem lol:-) hugs jan xx